Tracker Elves
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More Tracker Elves Wanted

International Director of Santa Trackers, Elf Crash Murphy, has published today an invitation to believers everywhere to become elves by tracking Santa for Santa. “It’s not an emergency but an invitation,” Elf Crash Murphy said. “The…
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Santa Scouts the Sleigh

From somewhere in the South Pacific Santa Claus met with field tracker Elf Petey LaCroix this week to scout test flights of Santa’s sleigh. As reported earlier, Santa wanted to see new equipment in action and to discuss with Elf Petey the…
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Elf Scout Goes into Hiding

Elf Petey LaCroix, famed professional tracker of Santa who customarily reports on North Pole Radio News each Christmas Eve, has been dispatched from the North Pole to a secret location somewhere in Sector 1. Days ago it was reported that…
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Santa Taking a Brief Break from Walkabout

North Pole Flight Command informed us today that Santa will be participating in a “field test” associated with the test flights of Santa’s sleigh sometime next week. “Test flights are not all just about the sleigh,” Elf Roger Star,…
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Reindeer Tracking Office Launches

Several weeks ago North Pole Flight Command announced the addition of the Reindeer Tracking Office. That office opened today. Unfortunately, there are no reindeer yet at the North Pole to track. However, those reindeer now working the…
Santa
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Santa Handing Out Prizes

Santa Claus has made it known that he will be visiting SantaTrackers.net to “hand out prizes” in the Elf Community there. The notice of Santa’s visit was posted by Elf Max, who showed one of Santa’s prizes, a nice little SantaTrackers.net…
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Santa Escapes Again

He did it again. Santa escaped the near-certain capture we reported earlier this week from the state of Michigan in Sector 5. As we reported then, Santa was spotted in a restaurant in Portland, Michigan and the elves of North Pole Security…
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Reindeer Radar Test Approved

Rumors of the Reindeer Radar Project are true. In September, North Pole Flight Command will test new technology that will be embedded in the equipment worn by reindeer in flight from the North Pole. You may be aware of embedded technology…
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Reports of Santa in Norway

Santa Claus has been spotted in the Norwegian village of Dombas in recent days. It is believed there is a reindeer ranch not far from that small town. North Pole Flight Command reports several villagers have contacted the North Pole to say…
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Elf Supervisors in Iceland for Training

Elf Crash Murphy, International Director of Santa Trackers, is in Iceland this week to conduct training for Elf Supervisors. The Elf Supervisors are there to plan the months ahead for tracker elves in the employ of tracking Santa for Santa…
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5 Months Until Christmas

Greetings, friends! Today we mark 5 months until Christmas – and yet another great day during Christmas in July. As maybe you can tell from our chats this Christmas-in-July thing means a little down time for us. But there still remains…
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Elf Misidentifies Santa

The claims of Santa being found in Sector 5 have turned out to be false. An embarrassed Elf Agent X and an angry Elf Harriet have returned to the North Pole after failing to validate the claim that Santa had been found. “He just wasn’t…