I went to go see Elf Victor a while ago to discuss his plans for Santa’s reindeer before launch. Reindeer, as you know, are very skittish animals. That means they are very nervous. Elf Victor usually follows a very strict plan for preparing them for Santa’s flight. But I noticed that not only was Elf Victor not around at Santa’s Stables but neither were any of the reindeer. I was expecting not to see many reindeer but I didn’t see any.
Did I miss a meeting?
I will check with Elf Quinton — if I can find him — to see if everything is ok.
Meanwhile, we’re expecting an updated weather report soon from The Weather Center. I hear we have another storm on the way.
— Elf Ernest
YES LITTLE ELF PLEASE SEND SOME OF THIS SNOW TO THE EAST COAST ESPECIALLY FOR XMAS EVE AND DAY ITS TOO WARM HERE AND I HAVE LOST THE XMAS SPIRIT BECAUSE I LOVE SNOW AND I WANT A SNOWMAN AND ITS JUST NOT POSSIBLE AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT XMAS WILL BEOVER AND SO WILL WINTER AND OH……..ITS JUST NOT THE SAME LITTLE ELF PLEASE TELL SANTA TO HELP. I WANT TO THROW A SNOWBALL AT OLD GRUMPY MR FINCH NEXT DOOR AND KNOCK HIS TOUPE’ OFF LOL LOL ONE YEAR JEFFY AND I DID THIS WE LAUGHED!!! WELL I’M LEAVING SANTA SOME HOMEMADE COOKIES FROM MY GRANDMA MA AND A BOTTLE OF COKE…APPLES FOR THE REINDEER AND SOME CARROTS TOO. TELL RUDOLPH TO MAKE SOME BABIES WITH CLARISE SO WE CAN HAVE MORE RUDY’S WITH SHINY NOSES. LOVE YOU LITTLE ELF AND SANTA AND RUDY TOO. MERRY XMAS AND HURRY DOWN THAT CHIMNEY BEING ME ALOT OF EXPENSIVE GIFTS BECAUSE I HAVE GLAUCOMA AND I’LL BE BLIND SOON SO BE GOOD TO ME. BYE BYE UNTIL NEXT YEAR XOXOXOXOXOO JOEY.