Santa Rallies the North Pole

Hi everyone!

With Santa’s launch now less than 9 days away and the North Pole mired in a funk caused by the Bah Humbug virus Santa returned to the North Pole briefly last night to talk with the elves.

“Get up!” Santa said. “Get out of bed and shake this thing off! There’s good work to be done and I need good elves to do it. If you want to feel better than do better. The more good you do the better you’ll feel.”

Santa then marched over to the workshop and he…CHOPPED THE DOOR DOWN!

It was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time.

Elves inside were at the window saying, “Hold on Santa! We’ll open it for you!” But Santa wasn’t waiting for anything. He kept chopping until that door came down.

“You fellas need some fresh air!” Santa boomed as he led dozens of elves who were supposed to be sick back to work.

I’m telling you – the North Pole is a changed place this morning. There’s a whole new energy.

People are smiling.

I think we may have just turned a corner here finally on this thing and we have Santa to thank for it.

Elf Ernest

Operation Merry Christmas

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