I just received a phone call from a friend working in Santa’s workshop. Something is going on there. We’re trying to get confirmation. My friend tells me he’s never seen anything like this in the 742 years he has worked in the workshop. We’ll try to track that down for you.
Meanwhile, North Pole Flight Command is receiving reports from millions of tracker elves in Santa’s employ this season. Here to discuss their traning in the latest radio news report is an Elf named Harvey Sniggles: