North Pole Radio News

North Pole Security Warns of Plots Against Santa

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News Recap: North Pole Security is working hard to investigate plots against Santa.

Status of Regional Operations
– North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational
– Sector 1 (Oceania): In the Red Zone
– Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): Checking In/Standby
– Sector 3 (Africa & Europe): Checking In/Standby
– Sector 4 (Greenland & S. America): Checking In/Standby
– Sector 5 (Central and North America): Checking In/Standby

Latest Bedtime Advisories
None yet issued by Santa

Status of Operation Merry Christmas
– Santa: Taking a nap
– Sleigh: On the final test flight
– Reindeer: Resting
– Workshop: Still hard at work
– North Pole Post Office: Frenzied
– Wrapping Department: Frenzied
– North Pole Security: Investigating