Sleigh Pit Crew Ready to Rock
News Recap: Sleigh pit crew is a team of elves that turn sleighs around every 46 secords
Status of Regional Operations
– North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **BLIZZARD WARNING**
– Sector 1 (Oceania): In the Red Zone
– Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): In the Red Zone
– Sector 3 (Africa & Europe): In the Red Zone
– Sector 4 (Greenland & S. America): Checking In/Standby
– Sector 5 (Central and North America): Checking In/Standby
Latest Bedtime Advisories
None yet issued by Santa
Status of Operation Merry Christmas
– Santa: Reading Wish Lists
– Sleigh: On final test flight
– Reindeer: Feeding time
– Workshop: Mission accomplished
– North Pole Post Office: Frenzied
– Wrapping Department: Frenzied
– North Pole Security: Investigating multiple threats
