Santa Surprises at Chat with Elf Crash
Elf Crash Murphy held his first Saturday Night Chat with Elf Crash of Christmas in July and his “secret guest” was none other than Santa himself. The unannounced guest took over the chat and led to some interesting conversation:
| Elf Ernest | Our chat will begin at the top of the hour |
| Santa Fan2828 | hello everyone |
| Elf Ernest | Crash…is that your secret guest?!!! |
| Santa Fan2828 | hi santa |
| Crash Murphy | Yessir. So glad Santa could make it! |
| Santa Fan2825 | Hi, Elf Ernest! I’m Elf Ulan, and I came here without log in and my name is different! I don’t know why! |
| Santa Claus | Ho ho hello! |
| Elf Ernest | Hi Elf Ulan…glad you got in! |
| Elf Ernest | Crash…I’m going to let you take it away. |
| Santa Fan2828 | santa i need to talk to you about something important but not in the chat |
| Santa Fan2825 | Hi Santa! I’m Elf Ulan! But different name here! |
| Elf Ernest | Yes, please do not share personal information in the chat. |
| Elf Ernest | Sorry, Elf Ulan…I had to disable the name thing. We had some bad actors here a few minutes ago…. |
| Elf Ernest | For those of you posting questions, please include your first name when asked. |
| Elf Ernest | Go ahead, Elf Crash….this is your chat…. |
| Crash Murphy | Hello everybody, and welcome to our first Saturday Night chat with Elf Crash! |
| Santa Fan2825 | Elf Ula: Elf Ernest, okay, like this? |
| Crash Murphy | As promised, I said I would have a secret guest with me for these things. My first guest is Santa himself. Santa, you look a little….wet…. |
| Santa Fan2828 | it is a pleasure to be here |
| Santa Fan2825 | Elf Ulan) Hi Elf Crash! |
| Santa Claus | Hahaha…yes, just out of the dunking booth at the Christmas in July fest today. How’s your head, Crash? |
| Crash Murphy | Hi Elf Ulan! |
| Crash Murphy | My head? It’s fine….why? |
| Santa Claus | I heard you took a Christmas in July snowball to the side of the head! |
| Santa Fan2828 | Elf Ashanti hi everyone |
| Crash Murphy | I did! Courtesy of Elf Daddio… |
| Crash Murphy | Hi Elf Ashanti |
| Santa Claus | You okay, Crash? |
| Crash Murphy | Yeah, I’m great. I got him back. Rubbed his nose in it….hahaha |
| Santa Fan2825 | Elf Ulan: Hi Elf Adhanti |
| Santa Claus | Oh my….I must have missed that. |
| Santa Fan2828 | hello everyone |
| Crash Murphy | Yeah, it’s been a fun day. A good way to blow off steam after a really busy week. |
| Santa Claus | That’s what it is all about. |
| Crash Murphy | Santa, tell us what you’re up to these days. |
| Santa Claus | Well, I’m back at the North Pole. Getting a lot of Workshop time in. But I’m about to crash your world, Crash. |
| Crash Murphy | My world? |
| Santa Claus | Well, the Santa Tracker Elf World…. |
| Crash Murphy | Really? Were you going to tell me this? |
| Santa Claus | I’m telling you now! |
| Crash Murphy | Ok, so what do you have in mind? |
| Santa Claus | I want to spend some time in July at SantaTrackers.net with our elf community there. |
| Crash Murphy | I’m sure they would love that. |
| Santa Claus | Well, I hope so. We get so busy and I feel a bit guilty. Like I’ve let them down. |
| Crash Murphy | I haven’t heard that, sir. |
| Santa Claus | It’s just been life this past year. I feel like I’ve missed a lot of things. I need to give those elves some quality time. |
| Crash Murphy | Well, okay. What’s that mean? |
| Santa Claus | It means being on the site a bit more. Answering questions. Maybe talking about some specific subjects. |
| Crash Murphy | Such as….? |
| Santa Claus | Such as I can’t tell you here or now. Folks are just going to have to show up! |
| Crash Murphy | LOL…ok, fair enough. |
| Crash Murphy | Who has a question for Santa….I don’t want to take up all his time by myself…. |
| Crash Murphy | Elf Ulan, go ahead |
| Crash Murphy | Elf Ashanti, go ahead…. |
| Santa Fan2828 | santa did you receive my messages |
| Santa Fan2825 | Elf Ulan, Thank you, Elf Crash! |
| Santa Claus | Elf Ashanti, I did. I know you want to talk. Gonna be a little tough to do it online because of … “laws”…. any chance you can come see me this year when I’m in your area? |
| Santa Claus | This is one of the things about the Internet. I have to be very careful with private messaging. I’m sorry. |
| Santa Fan2828 | it is okay santa i understand |
| Santa Claus | I do hope you’re okay. |
| Santa Fan2828 | i wonder when you will be in my area |
| Santa Fan2825 | Elf Ulan: Hi, Santa! Thank you so much for selecting Otaru, Hokkaido, for the regional center! How did you choose there? |
| Crash Murphy | Santa do you get a lot of requests for private conversations? |
| Santa Claus | I will be there, I know for sure, around November 28th. |
| Santa Claus | Elf Ulan….I really don’t CHOOSE the areas. I just approve them. I’m very excited to see Japan get a regional tracking center. Elf Randi really wanted that location. |
| Santa Claus | Yes, Crash. MILLIONS of requests for private messages and stuff like that. I could be 1000 people and never have time for them all. |
| Santa Claus | NPFC announced Sector 2 today. And I think people in Germany are really going to like the announcement soon for Sector 3 |
| Crash Murphy | Hahaha – did you just let a cat out of the bag, Santa? |
| Santa Claus | I think I did. Hahaha. |
| Santa Fan2828 | do you ever come to wadley its in Georgia during the time of November |
| Santa Claus | Sometimes it’s good to be the Big Guy. |
| Santa Fan2825 | Elf Ulan: Thank you, Santa; oh, Elf Randi chose it! Have you been there? |
| Santa Claus | I’m very familiar with Wadley, Georgia. Pretty area. And yes, I try to get there in November or December. I’m going to be there earlier this year. |
| Santa Claus | Of course I’ve been to Otaru. Another beautiful area. Lots of very good people there. Strong believers. Nice folks. |
| Santa Fan2828 | thank you santa ( elf ashanti ) |
| Santa Claus | And sushi….!!! |
| Santa Claus | Please hang in there, Elf Ashanti. I know it’s been a long trial for you and your friends and family. |
| Santa Claus | Elf Randi is one smart elf. |
| Crash Murphy | You know, Santa, there was a rumor…. |
| Santa Fan2828 | i know it is a lot of true believers in that small city that embraces you not just for the month of December but all year long |
| Santa Claus | I know, Crash. But Randi and I solved that little problems. She’s not going anywhere. |
| Crash Murphy | I’m glad you stepped in. |
| Santa Claus | I really love all the small towns with so many believers. They are everywhere. |
| Santa Fan2828 | very true |
| Santa Claus | Good elf supervisors are hard to find. Elf Randi is a good one. |
| Crash Murphy | You wouldn’t believe how many calls I got about Elf Randi resigning, Santa. |
| Santa Claus | You wouldn’t believe how many messages I got either!!! |
| Santa Fan2825 | Elf Ulan: I haven’t been Otaru yet. I want to go there! Yes, sushi is nice too, and ramen! |
| Santa Claus | Ooh, the ramen in all of Japan is next level. |
| Santa Claus | Now, I’m hungry. I have not eaten yet today. |
| Santa Claus | Well, nothing good. Plenty of popsicles today. |
| Crash Murphy | I got ribs tonight, Santa. My place. |
| Santa Fan2828 | what is mrs. claus doing on this lovely day santa |
| Santa Claus | Ok, deal! |
| Santa Fan2825 | Elf Ulan: Santa, is it possible to help Elf Randi? She needs to learn some Japanese! |
| Santa Claus | Mrs. Claus was at the quilting thing today while I was getting dunked. |
| Santa Claus | Believe it or not, Elf Randi has been working on Japanese since January. She actually said a few words in Japanese in her presentation. Very impressive. |
| Santa Fan2828 | i am super excited to be apart of tracking you this Christmas eve it brings so much joy to many believers in the world |
| Crash Murphy | You can bring Mrs. Claus for ribs, too, Santa |
| Santa Claus | Mrs. Claus can’t come tonight. She’s teaching a workshop. |
| Santa Claus | Elf Ashanti, thank you for your service! I really appreciate it. And Elf Ulan, too! |
| Santa Fan2825 | Elf Ulan: wow, she is awesome! |
| Crash Murphy | I would say we’d save her some ribs, but we know that’s not gonna happen. Not if we’re both hungry. |
| Santa Claus | Yeah, I’m hungry! |
| Santa Fan2828 | you is welcome santa it is such a honor to be apart of something unique |
| Santa Claus | I thought I was going to have to do toasted cheese sandwiches tonight, thanks, Crash. |
| Santa Claus | Elf Ashanti, I’m glad you see the beauty in this work. That makes me very happy. |
| Santa Fan2825 | Elf Ulan: Santa, did you receive Wagyu last Christmas? |
| Crash Murphy | Do you have to do toasted cheese often, Santa? |
| Santa Claus | Wagyu….a little. It’s never enough. I was going to buy some this year but I didn’t get around to it. |
| Santa Claus | No, I don’t often have to cook for myself. And when I do, it’s pretty bad. I like to cook, but not for just myself. |
| Crash Murphy | Don’t you ever cook for Mrs. Claus? |
| Santa Claus | Yes, but never in HER kitchen. I have to cook outside. |
| Crash Murphy | Why don’t you cook in the kitchen? |
| Santa Claus | Because it’s HER kitchen. She thinks I’m a doof in the kitchen. |
| Santa Fan2825 | Elf Ulan: I mean wagyu I made for you last Christmas Eve |
| Crash Murphy | A doof? |
| Santa Claus | Yeah, she’s got rules for everything! One towel for the dishes, another towel to dry hands. I can’t keep it all straight. |
| Santa Claus | Was that you, Elf Ulan? YES! |
| Crash Murphy | Oh…so you can’t keep Mrs. Claus’ standards in the kitchen? |
| Santa Fan2828 | santa do you have a elf on the shelf |
| Santa Claus | Right. Who can? |
| Santa Claus | No, I don’t believe in elf on the shelf. I think elves should be working, not messing around. |
| Santa Fan2825 | Elf Ulan: Oh, I’m so happy to hear that, Santa! |
| Crash Murphy | Elf on the shelf is a big thing for some people, Santa |
| Santa Fan2828 | just wanted to be sure |
| Santa Claus | Yes, I know, Crash. But they aren’t for me. |
| Crash Murphy | Do you and Mrs. Claus have any “help” around the house? |
| Santa Claus | You mean, like maids? |
| Crash Murphy | Yes, it’s a big house you have. |
| Santa Fan2825 | Elf Ulan: Elf Crash, did you find my name sign outside last Christmas Eve? |
| Santa Claus | No, it’s just us….and the dogs. |
| Crash Murphy | Elf Ulan, I was up in the air when we were in Japan, I think. |
| Santa Claus | We might be old folks, but we still take care of ourselves, Crash. |
| Crash Murphy | Well, actually that was a visitor question that just came in. |
| Santa Claus | Oh really. Did you get many of those? |
| Crash Murphy | Not too bad. Only about 62,000 |
| Santa Claus | Oh |
| Crash Murphy | I just pulled one out of the hat and that’s what it was. |
| Crash Murphy | Any last minute questions folks for Santa? |
| Santa Claus | Crash, this is your chat. What about questions for you? |
| Santa Fan2825 | Elf Ulan: okay, thank you Elf Crash. And I have another question about Tracher Group Commander |
| Crash Murphy | Santa, the best part of secret guests is that I don’t have to talk. |
| Santa Claus | Hahaha – okay, Crash. I have a question for you after you answer Elf Ulan. |
| Crash Murphy | Ok, go ahead Elf Ulan. What can I tell you about Tracker Commanders? |
| Crash Murphy | What’s your question, Santa? |
| Santa Claus | I want to know what you’re going to do to get more tracker elves for me this year? |
| Crash Murphy | **GULP**…where did that question come from? |
| Santa Fan2825 | About the means of the group I have my IG and X but most of my followers are not elves. Do you think is it the group you think? |
| Crash Murphy | Do you want more tracker elves, Santa? I thought you said we were not going to emphasize that? |
| Crash Murphy | Elf Ulan. I appreciate your efforts on social media. Is this mostly Japanese speaking or English speaking folks your are talking to? How do they respond to you? What do they think about what you share? |
| Santa Claus | Crash, I don’t want millions of elves. Don’t go crazy. I just want about 10,000 really good new tracker elves. Do you think you can do that? |
| Crash Murphy | Yes, Santa. I think we can. You had me scared there for a minute. Do you want these elves from any particular sector? |
| Santa Claus | No. I want quality elves. From wherever we can find them. I feel Elves like Elf Ashanti and Elf Ulan and Elf Crusader and Elf Westover are doing far too much. We need more elves just like them. I don’t want to see them burn out. |
| Crash Murphy | Okay, Santa. Is the part of what you want to talk to Tracker Elves about on [link src=”SantaTrackers.net”] this month? |
| Santa Claus | Partly, yes. |
| Santa Fan2825 | I update about the news here Santaupdate, they just read it but they don’t ask me. So I need to arrange it |
| Crash Murphy | Elf Ulan. A tracker commander can run a group anyway they want. Even if it is only online. But we just heard Santa say he wants quality elves, so I would focus on those who really want to track Santa for Santa properly. |
| Santa Claus | Elf Ulan….can you message to Elf Crash links to your social media? I’d like to see them, especially on X. I use X a lot. Not so much on Instagram. If I posted my pictures Mrs. Claus would not be happy with me. |
| Santa Fan2825 | Many Japanese people don’t know what is an Elf. They said it’s awesome when I told them. |
| Crash Murphy | Do you post as yourself, Santa? I didn’t know you were on social media. |
| Santa Claus | I try to keep as anonymous as I can on social media, Crash. People tend to go a little weird there at times and I’m just trying to get the news, you know? |
| Crash Murphy | Elf Ulan, you are a pioneer among the Japanese people. I really appreciate all you do to help those in Japan. |
| Santa Claus | Yes, Elf Ulan. You are a hero. Thank YOU! |
| Crash Murphy | Santa, we’re out of time. Thank you so much for being here today. |
| Santa Claus | Yes, Crash. Thank you. I appreciate not having a plan for this. It’s more fun! |
| Santa Claus | Goodbye everyone! |
| Santa Fan2825 | Santa, yes! I’ll tell Elf Crash my IG and X ID! That’ll be amazing if I show people that! |
| Santa Claus | And thank you for all you do! |
| Crash Murphy | Bye, Santa. See you later for ribs. |
| Crash Murphy | Any last questions or comments for me, elves? |
| Santa Fan2825 | Thank you so much Elf Crash and Santa! It wan amsu |
| Santa Fan2825 | Amazing |
| Elf Ernest | Thanks, Crash! |
| Crash Murphy | Ok everyone! Have a great day and don’t forget we have Elf Seymour Snow in chat tomorrow….I think. |
| Crash Murphy | Bye everyone! |
| Elf Ernest | Indeed! Another chat is just hours away. |
| Elf Ernest | Thanks all for being here. |
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Thank you, Elf Winslow and Elf Ernest! Thank you, Elf Crash and Santa! I was delighted to hear from you all in the chat and if I can work more for them, too! I’m sorry for taking the time reactions. Why am I not a native English speaker? I missed much of what they talked about and to me in the chat. It’s my pleasure to work together with you all for Santa. My activity as an elf is small yet, but I hope nicer elves for Santa will come more and have fun working a lot together! XD
This was kind of a surprising chat!
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Thanks for thos words Santa and 62,000 letters? How much do you guys usually get?! Anyways hope I see you a bit more on SantaTrackers.net! Merry Christmas!
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Thank you, Elf Winslow and Elf Ernest! Thank you, Elf Crash and Santa! I was delighted to hear from you all in the chat and if I can work more for them, too! I’m sorry for taking the time reactions. Why am I not a native English speaker? I missed much of what they talked about and to me in the chat. It’s my pleasure to work together with you all for Santa. My activity as an elf is small yet, but I hope nicer elves for Santa will come more and have fun working a lot together! XD
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