18 Weeks Until Christmas

Hi guys – 18 weeks until Christmas Eve today! Whoooo-hooo!

All everyone is talking about here at the North Pole is the big chat Santa has scheduled this weekend at SantaTrackers.net. This isn’t going to be your usual chat.

It’s for elves.

Santa has a different way of talking to elves.

It took me a long time to get used to it. Frankly, he can be a little business-like with elves.

Of course, elves are part of how Santa gets things done. So I guess it makes sense that things are kind of business-like.

But this time around Santa has a special message.

I’ve heard it.

I’m pretty sure Santa is going to say the same thing to tracker elves online as he has said to elves in every other department at the North Pole.

If you’re a tracker elf, be ready. Santa’s little talk got me all fired up. I’m so STOKED to be celebrating Christmas in 18 weeks. I’m thrilled to be here at the North Pole, working on getting ready for Christmas, seeing elves all around me busily engaged in the work of Operation Merry Christmas. The fun is all here!

Now, before I forget AGAIN, I want to get to some questions that keep popping up in the mailbag. Here’s some answers in no particular order:

1. There is only ONE radio station at the North Pole and it’s Kringle Radio. That’s the only official radio station here that we have and I don’t care who tells you they are from the North Pole, if they aren’t broadcasting Kringle Radio they aren’t official. So stop asking us to fix other radio stations. Kringle Radio is all we need.
2. I don’t know why people believe the movies but take this one to the bank: there isn’t an elf at the North Pole who likes marshmallow or syrup on their spaghetti. We would never do that to marshmallows.
3. Mrs. Claus’ hair is WHITE. Not gray.
4. No, Santa can’t come to your house for your Christmas party on Christmas Eve. He’s a little busy that day. Sorry.

And finally, kids, some reindeer news. The rumors might not be rumors much longer. If they DO come back it could be history-making to see them before Labor Day. A lot of elves over in the Reindeer Department are still talking about this even though Elf Victor keeps denying that anything is going on.

If it happens, I’ll tell ya for sure!