Time to Recruit More Elves

Time to Recruit Elves

Time to Recruit More ElvesBoy, what a day it has been. Meetings, phone calls, Zoom meetings – we have just had it all going on. Basically it all boils down to this, gang: this crisis in Santa’s workshop is changing the face of tracking Santa for Santa this year. I’m still trying to figure out how it is going […]
Santa Wants More Reindeer
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Santa Wants More Reindeer

Santa recently met with Elf Victor, head elf of Reindeer Operations, and with Elf Crash Murphy, International Director of Santa Trackers, at Kringle Reindeer Ranch of the Great White North in Canada. Santa left his family celebration of Thanksgiving…
Elves Working Overtime
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Elves Working Overtime

Elves in Santa’s Workshop are working overtime in an effort to clear the backlog generated by a tough year of getting supplies to the North Pole. Most elves I talked to in the Workshop today are happy to have all the extra work. Elf…
166 Days Behind in Santa's Workshop
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Santa’s Workshop is Just 116 Days Behind

The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that Santa’s workshop is 116 days behind with 75 days remaining until Santa’s launch. Some elves at the North Pole fear that is not a fast enough pace. But since they started…
11 Weeks Until Christmas
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11 Weeks Until Christmas

Greetings, friends! Just 11 weeks to go until Christmas. It’s an exciting time at the North Pole. This is an unusual week of the year for me. Santa and Mrs. Claus left for Canada the other day and I’ve got this whole week with Mrs.…
Sleigh Update
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Flight Command Testing a New Sleigh

North Pole Flight Command has informed us that they are now testing version 4 of Santa’s sleigh and that a fleet of 12 sleighs of this version have been ordered for test flights later this month. This new version will be equipped with…
The Dumb Stuff of AI

The Dumb Stuff of AI

The Dumb Stuff of AIHave you noticed all the use of AI in everything right now? School teachers and college professors are beside themselves with how many students these days use ChatGPT or some other kind of “artificial Intelligence” to do their homework assignments. AI is being used in everything from buying tickets for shows or for transportation; to […]
Version #4 Sleigh Ordered

Version #4 of the Sleigh Ordered

Version #4 Sleigh OrderedA new version of Santa’s Sleigh – #4 – has been ordered to be built and rushed to test flight teams out in the field as soon as possible. Engineers in Flight Command that reports of the performance of Santa’s Sleigh are exceptional. They declare that the sleigh is weeks ahead of schedule in its […]
Baby Reindeer Everywhere
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Baby Reindeer Everywhere

There has been a baby boom at the North Pole. There are more baby reindeer than anyone expected this year. They were expecting so many that a special circus-like tent was put up between the Reindeer Barn and the Sleigh Barn. That tent…
Santa and Mrs. Claus to Chat
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Santa and Mrs. Claus to Chat in October

By requested and accommodated only by special arrangement, Santa and Mrs. Claus are now scheduled for a special North Pole Chat on October 26th. The September chat featured Elf Crash Murphy who asked attendees who those most wanted to…
Thanksgiving in Canada
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Thanksgiving in Canada

Santa and Mrs. Claus left the North Pole to travel to Canada for celebration of Thanksgiving, which is held there around this time every year. This is a tradition because Mrs. Claus has family there. Because things are so busy for Santa…
Record Setting Deliveries to the North Pole
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Record Setting Deliveries to the North Pole

North Pole Flight Command compared records with the Distribution Department and discovered today that two separate teams of reindeer have set unexpected records in the recent delivery of materials to the North Pole. The Brute Squad, a…