North Pole Flight Command reported last night that a record number of sleigh flights have left the North Pole in recent days. The nature of those flights are no secret: they are moving completed working from Santa’s Workshop and the Wrapping Department to staging areas in different places around the world. This is standard protocol. […]
The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that Santa’s workshop is 21 days behind with 12 days remaining until Santa’s launch. Santa’s workshop has worked almost non-stop since September when this was identified as a big problem and they have made up so much of their shortfall since that time. But elves are starting […]
The Kringle Plan has really picked up speed this week as officials at the North Pole Sleigh Port report a record level of sleighs launched. As we noted last week more than 7000 reindeer were activated last week which has led to more than 1500 sleigh flights in just the past two days a lot. […]
Hi Elves! Those of you who are here year round know that we try to get chimney inspections done early. And we did a lot of them. But for those of you just joining us now, you may need to catch up. This is important because North Pole Flight Command has told us we have […]
North Pole Flight Command announced late last night that Santa has named his starting team of reindeer. While there are no unknown or unexpected name on that list what they did not mention was that the reindeer have been put into quarantine. Maybe they didn’t want to mention that part on purpose. Quarantine is a […]
Santa Claus today asked North Pole Flight Command to announce his starting team of reindeer for Christmas Eve. There are no surprises. The team will be led by Rudolph, coupled with Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, and Cupid – then anchored by Donner and Blitzen. All of the reindeer are healthy and ready to go. […]
The test flights of Santa’s sleigh may be ending soon. According to flight planners in North Pole Flight Command, the test flights just entered Sector 5 near the US and Mexican border near San Diego. Engineers are testing some loaded maneuvers of Santa’s sleigh and expect those to take no longer than 10 days. When […]
Elves, I just need to see who is working and who isn’t working at this time. Please send in an Elf Status Report when you can. Thanks!
A new version of Santa’s sleigh – and likely the last version of this season – has been ordered to deploy to Sector 5 for testing. The latest version of the sleigh will begin test flights on December 10th. A press conference was held today at North Pole Flight Command about Santa’s sleigh. It was […]
Santa’s launch from the North Pole happens in just 15 days. This is the point in the season when many people discover that our countdown clock does NOT countdown to Christmas. That’s because Santa launches well before Christmas. He leaves the North Pole just before Christmas Eve dawns in Sector 1. For folks in Sector […]
North Pole Flight Command announced yesterday that as part of the Kringle Plan Santa wants to increase tracker elves who track Santa for Santa by 5 million. North Pole Flight Command said Santa wants 3 million of those in Sector 5 alone. Sector 5 is Central and North America. The tracker elf program – run […]
North Pole Flight Command is directing the next phase of test flights of Santa’s Sleigh to Sector 5. Elf Buck Sanchez, flight director at the North Pole, said the nature of the test flights have changed due to recent changes in Santa’s flight plan specifically for Sector 5. With Santa’s workshop in crisis and behind […]
