Entries by Elf Harold Star

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Reindeer Tracking Office Launches

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Reindeer Tracking Office Launches



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Several weeks ago North Pole Flight Command announced the addition of the Reindeer Tracking Office. That office opened today. Unfortunately, there are no reindeer yet at the North Pole to track. However, those reindeer now working the test flights of Santa’s sleigh are also piloting this new program, which tracks the movement and condition of […]

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Test Flight Accomplishes a New Speed Record

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Test Flight Accomplishes a New Speed Record



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Santa’s new sleigh – which is still on Version 2 – has set a new speed record in the past few days. Test flights of Santa’s sleigh have wandered north from Central America to the southern United States. Recently, on an extended flight from Georgia to Texas, the sleigh set the speed record in a […]

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Santa Escapes Again

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Santa Escapes Again



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He did it again. Santa escaped the near-certain capture we reported earlier this week from the state of Michigan in Sector 5. As we reported then, Santa was spotted in a restaurant in Portland, Michigan and the elves of North Pole Security gave chase, tracking Santa down as far west down I-96 to Coopersville. We […]

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Santa Tracked to Michigan

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Santa Tracked to Michigan



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A burger restaurant in Portland, Michigan is the scene of the latest sighting of Santa Claus. A tipster, thought to be a tracker elf from Sector 5, reported he thought Santa might be in Michigan after seeing Santa chowing down on a cheeseburger with a local business owner. That business owner – thought to be […]

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Reports of Santa in Norway

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Reports of Santa in Norway



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Santa Claus has been spotted in the Norwegian village of Dombas in recent days. It is believed there is a reindeer ranch not far from that small town. North Pole Flight Command reports several villagers have contacted the North Pole to say Santa was sighted at a local farmers market, buying large quantities of locally […]

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Elf Supervisors in Iceland for Training

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Elf Supervisors in Iceland for Training



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Elf Crash Murphy, International Director of Santa Trackers, is in Iceland this week to conduct training for Elf Supervisors. The Elf Supervisors are there to plan the months ahead for tracker elves in the employ of tracking Santa for Santa this year. Their weeklong activities will include training related to reporting, weather tracking, and even […]

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Santa Stays Connected

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Santa Stays Connected



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Santa Claus has managed to connect with the North Pole in recent days to check in on the progress of various departments. He has been following along via radio transmission with the test flights of Santa’s Sleigh. The new sleigh, which is still on Version 2, has in recent weeks been over Sector 5 in […]

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Elf Misidentifies Santa

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Elf Misidentifies Santa



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The claims of Santa being found in Sector 5 have turned out to be false. An embarrassed Elf Agent X and an angry Elf Harriet have returned to the North Pole after failing to validate the claim that Santa had been found. “He just wasn’t Santa,” Elf Agent X reported to North Pole Flight Command. […]

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Santa FOUND in Sector 5

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Santa FOUND in Sector 5



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It has been several weeks since Elf Harriet told North Pole Radio News that the elves from the Wrapping Department would find Santa. Today they are claiming they have found him. Details are sparse at this time but we understand one of those elves has found Santa somewhere in Sector 5. Elf Harriet cannot be […]