Santa has energized the North Pole with his return home over the weekend. Every department at the North Pole is busy and will be stopping only to celebrate Halloween. Elves will stop working at noon on Halloween Day. But reports of productivity are up everywhere. Elves cannot wait until the official countdown to Operation Merry […]
As news of Santa’s return to the North Pole spread crowds of elves and their families rushed to the Reindeer Barn to greet Santa and Mrs. Claus. Gates to the fields were thrown wide open to make way for thousands of returning reindeer and hundreds of elves from various departments rushed to prepare water and […]
Santa, Mrs. Claus and many of Santa’s reindeer staged a surprise return to the North Pole late Friday. Around midday on Friday a cloud-like object appeared in distant skies south of the North Pole. A check with the North Pole Weather Department confirmed it was not an incoming storm. At first, the large object incited […]
According to Elf Crash Murphy sign-ups of new tracker elves at SantaTrackers.net are surging. Tracker elves track Santa for Santa from locations all over the world. “We are not doing much to recruit new elves this year,” Elf Crash said. “But they come anyway during the month of October. We’re trending about 25% ahead of […]
Mrs. Claus has notified her office that she will again be absent from the North Pole again this week. This is the second week in a row that Mrs. Claus has cancelled her planned meetings. She is the coverage for Santa, who has been away from the North Pole since last March on walkabout. Elf […]
BREAKING – North Pole Security has received multiple reports of Santa sightings in Central America in the past several hours. North Pole Flight Command has dispatched sleighs to three locations with investigators to look into these sightings. One location they are following up on is Cancun, Mexico. This sighting included a video that was sent […]
The Reindeer barn doors are closed and elves who usually tend to the needs of the reindeer are bored. Really bored. Only a handful of reindeer remain at the North Pole at this time. Teams usually assigned to Santa and Mrs. Claus are gone with them and all of Santa’s usual reindeer still have not […]
In a text sent to Elf Trixie, Chief of Staff in the office of Mrs. Claus, all calendar events for Mrs. Claus for this week have been cancelled. Mrs. Claus was originally expected back at the North Pole on Thursday of last week. At this moment it is unknown when she will return. Elf Trixie […]
Mrs. Claus was in Canada this week to celebrate Thanksgiving there with her family, as we reported earlier. But she has not returned to the North Pole as scheduled. According to a press release from her office today Mrs. Claus has decided to extend her stay. She is safe and well. North Pole Flight Command, […]
As the calendar rolls into October the Reindeer Department has announced that until further notice they will not be posting a calendar of reindeer events for this year. Without reindeer being here and with no information about when they will return the Reindeer Department team cannot proceed with several annual events that elves at the […]
The search for Santa took something of a wild turn over the weekend. Reports surfaced that Santa had been found by Elf Crash Murphy, who was traveling in Sector 2. Those reports included a video of Crash talking with Santa. That video caused a lockdown of the North Pole Security Department and of North Pole […]
Santa Claus will miss the Claus family annual trip to Canada to celebrate Thanksgiving this year. The event will be held on Monday, October 9th. The Office of Mrs. Claus today announced that she will be traveling alone to the event. This will mark the first time in years that Santa will miss this traditional […]
