It has been 23 hours since Santa launched from the North Pole — and now he is already in Cuba. How time flies! Okay, Canada and the USA — you can officially hang your stockings. Santa is very close to being there. And look at all the bedtime warnings! — Elf Ernest Click here to […]
Santa is in PR. That’s what he calls Puerto Rico. He has a lot of friends there. We did create some confusion with our last report for kids on the west coast of the USA. No, kids. It is not quite time for a bedtime warning for you. But soon! — Elf Ernest Click here […]
We are receiving reports that Santa is island hopping down in the Caribbean. The US Virgin Islands have officially reported. Santa also just sent a reminder to his official Santa Trackers in Sector 5 — that mostly North America — and he tells them they need to get to bed. Meanwhile, thousands of sleighs remain […]
Santa has unpredictably returned south towards the equator. Nobody here at the North Pole saw that coming. This is why Santa has a tracking department. Keeping track of him as he flies on Christmas is quite the job. We don’t know why Santa is being so unpredictable. But if he had time to stop and […]
Santa has shot far north and is visiting in territories of Canada at the moment — his first visits to that country tonight. Canada is a big country. Santa will be back and forth there for the next several hours. According to the record books kept here at the North Pole it appears this is […]
Santa is going to hang out a bit in South America. He’s just been to Paraguay. Despite the break time in the Azores I’m still tracking Santa on a record pace — almost a full ten minutes ahead of his previous record, officially. And he tends to really move even faster once he get through […]
Our first reports from South America have finally arrived and it appears that Santa has landed in Brazil. He’s not late, folks. He’s actually earlier than he has ever been. You’ve just been tracking him so closely that you THINK he is late. He’s not. Same goes for many of you in the USA. RELAX. […]
Santa is finally heading south — in the general direction of South America. But he’s visiting the ships at sea in the Atlantic along the way. Up and down the east coast of Canada, the USA, out in the Caribbean and along the coast of places like Costa Rica we are getting reports from Santa […]
The break for Santa and the reindeer was good for them but I wonder if they bothered to eat. I just heard Santa talking over the radio channel he uses with the tracking department and he said he thinks he heard Donner’s tummy growling. They can’t be that hungry. Kids around the world have been […]
The break for Santa and the reindeer is over. They have returned to the skies and are headed…north. Hang on, South America. Santa won’t keep you waiting much longer. But he might make Canada and the USA wait a bit. The mail coming from there right now is so strong that it is clear many […]
While Santa continues to enjoy a little break in the Azores some fans in South America are growing worried. Parts of South America are approaching the midnight hour. It used to be that Santa didn’t get done in most countries until after 4am. Things are so much more efficient now. But I’ll tell you, South […]
