It’s official: for the 2nd year in a row the first official deliveries of Operation Merry Christmas were not even on earth — it was to the International Space Station. In a place without a time zone or a chimney, Santa has made his first deliveries. We’re told that astronaut hearts are very merry at […]
Santa might be busy but his reindeer are not. They are enjoying an unusual rest while Santa is delivering to the International Space Station. The reindeer are at the South Pole and they are comfortable. I’m told they are anxious to go again but that without Santa they will just have to wait. The experts […]
Santa is delivering to the International Space station but those on earth are worried Santa won’t make it back. And if he does make it back, they worry if he will be on time. After all, it is quite nearly past midnight and almost officially Christmas morning in places like New Zealand and Australia. Well […]
Santa is playing space cowboy at the moment. Moments ago I had to release an official announcement declaring that Santa was, in fact, qualified and trained to deliver to the International Space Station. Elves working what they call Operation Space Monkey — the top secret name given to this project — say that Santa is […]
Santa is doing just fine, we’re told, but that doesn’t mean everyone is happy with him. Some world leaders and others are a bit upset with him. “He just can’t go into space without permission or training,” said Dr. Herman Finkle, an international scientist linked to the Space Station. “We have programs where experts in […]
Santa’s flight appears to have stalled on maps all over the word. That’s because it appears Santa is leaving the earth’s orbit and is going to deliver Christmas do the International Space Station. How long does that take? What that entail for Santa? — Elf Ernest Click here to listen to the latest Kringle Radio […]
Don’t be alarmed, folks. The North Pole Tracking Center just went on lockdown. This is normal behavior when Santa is doing somethinng extra ordinary. They lock down the Tracking Center because the tracking department absolutely has authority during these times. If someone has to be in charge when Santa isn’t available, it is the tracking […]
Click the player below to listen to Elf Crash’s call of Santa’s latest trick in flight. Crash seems to think this has to do with delivering to the International Space Station. I have to wonder what the reindeer feel about that. Anyway, it appears that whatever this mystery is will not be a mystery much […]
It is only an hour into Santa’s flight and already there is controversy and debate. Santa continues to track south at a fairly slow pace. That has some trackers concerned that he is throwing off his schedule. Santa has built plenty of time into the schedule for problems. There are no real problems right now. […]
Something is different about Santa’s sleigh. Elves at the North Pole are talking about it like crazy. The sleigh now appears to be either carrying something on its back end or has been reshaped to look entirely different than it did just hours ago on the test flight. Many are questioning what is going on […]
Santa launched just 30 minutes ago but around the world there are more people tracking him than ever before. Last October Santa called for 4 million new recruits to serve as Santa Trackers — official elves of Santa Claus. These volunteers come from all over the world and they love Santa. They are dedicating a […]
