Santa is playing space cowboy at the moment. Moments ago I had to release an official announcement declaring that Santa was, in fact, qualified and trained to deliver to the International Space Station. Elves working what they call Operation Space Monkey — the top secret name given to this project — say that Santa is […]
Santa is doing just fine, we’re told, but that doesn’t mean everyone is happy with him. Some world leaders and others are a bit upset with him. “He just can’t go into space without permission or training,” said Dr. Herman Finkle, an international scientist linked to the Space Station. “We have programs where experts in […]
Santa’s flight appears to have stalled on maps all over the word. That’s because it appears Santa is leaving the earth’s orbit and is going to deliver Christmas do the International Space Station. How long does that take? What that entail for Santa? — Elf Ernest Click here to listen to the latest Kringle Radio […]
Don’t be alarmed, folks. The North Pole Tracking Center just went on lockdown. This is normal behavior when Santa is doing somethinng extra ordinary. They lock down the Tracking Center because the tracking department absolutely has authority during these times. If someone has to be in charge when Santa isn’t available, it is the tracking […]
Click the player below to listen to Elf Crash’s call of Santa’s latest trick in flight. Crash seems to think this has to do with delivering to the International Space Station. I have to wonder what the reindeer feel about that. Anyway, it appears that whatever this mystery is will not be a mystery much […]
It is only an hour into Santa’s flight and already there is controversy and debate. Santa continues to track south at a fairly slow pace. That has some trackers concerned that he is throwing off his schedule. Santa has built plenty of time into the schedule for problems. There are no real problems right now. […]
Something is different about Santa’s sleigh. Elves at the North Pole are talking about it like crazy. The sleigh now appears to be either carrying something on its back end or has been reshaped to look entirely different than it did just hours ago on the test flight. Many are questioning what is going on […]
Santa launched just 30 minutes ago but around the world there are more people tracking him than ever before. Last October Santa called for 4 million new recruits to serve as Santa Trackers — official elves of Santa Claus. These volunteers come from all over the world and they love Santa. They are dedicating a […]
Now that Santa has officially left the North Pole elves in Flight Operations are preparing to support Santa in his flight. With the Workshop and the Wrapping Department still working at this hour shuttle sleighs will be needed to transport last minute items from the North Pole to wherever Santa is. Also, there are weather […]
BREAKING NEWS! Santa Claus has launches from the North Pole. Operation Merry Christmas is now officially in the delivery phase. Santa left under slightly snowy conditions and is headed south at this moment. Click the player below to hear the call of his launch on Kringle Radio. Santa is coming, folks! Let’s celebrate, it’s Christmas […]
It happened just moments ago. Listen to the report from Kringle Radio in the player below. Santa has given his sleigh a name. Santa evidently deliberated until the last moment, seemingly torn over the decision. But finally, feeling it was time to get moving, he made up his mind and now his sleigh has an […]
