While Santa’s sleigh is surprisingly low tech this year it comes as a surprise to many to learn that Santa’s suit likewise lacks much in the way of technology. It is still handmade by Mrs. Claus and with the exception of communicate devices built into Santa’s collar and hat there isn’t any technology to be […]
It is summer in the southern hemisphere and for many that means Christmas parties that go long into the warm evenings there. It is mid-day there and many are partying at the beach already. Islanders in Fiji will stay up far into the night in hopes of seeing Santa. Some claim to have seen him […]
Santa is wildly popular in Europe and people by the millions there track Santa Claus. The really serious ones are already on the job, even though Santa has not even left the North Pole. The launch of Santa’s sleigh is one none there want to miss. It is a tradition track Santa for hours before […]
It is near mid-day on Christmas Eve in Australia and children there are very busy sending mail to the North Pole. According to Elf Hugo in the North Pole Post Office the mail coming from Australia at this hour is at a record pace. Never have so many kids sent so much from Australia all […]
Santa’s test flight has wandered over the skies of Alaska and the incursion into American airspace briefly scrambled jets there as military units were taken by surprise. This kind of thing some times happens. Elf Vernon was testing the sleigh at a very high rate of speed and it put him over the Pacific Ocean […]
Changing weather conditions at the North Pole might require Santa to change his launch time — again. Santa has already moved his launch time up a full hour and that was announced hours ago. “We’re not sure what good that would do,” said Elf DJ Bean, a flight analyst in the Tracking Center. “Santa can […]
The tiny little island nation of Iceland is not known for causing trouble for Santa but right now security forces are on high alert there and promising to protect Santa from any harm. According to reports some sort of threat against Santa has been attributed to somewhere in Iceland. Santa is very, very popular in […]
While Santa’s sleigh was designed and built by Santa himself this year and is admittedly low tech that doesn’t mean those who track Santa are stopping from using technology to track him this year. The North Pole has deployed more elves that ever from the North Pole to track Santa and they are using the […]
While a machine will never replace Santa there are some experiments taking place with drones under the direction of the North Pole. “A drone can be useful for a lot of things,” said head of research and development, Elf Quinton. “A drone can be large or small. A small drone can have a camera on […]
Is it now Christmas Eve morning in Asia and millions of people there are excited for Christmas. There is a mistaken belief that Santa does not have as many fans there as he does in other parts of the world. There are billons of people there and Santa is popular with many of them. They […]
Elf Hank Beedle, head of the North Pole Christmas Eve party, says the early bets in the sugar cookie pool at the North Pole are still solidly against Santa. “Elves are naturally a pessimistic bunch,” Elf Hank said. “That’s why they do so well working for Santa. They are great at sweating details and right […]
With plenty of time yet to spare Elf Vernon is now piloting Santa’s sleigh over the skies of Africa, extending the test flight there. Reports are that the sleigh is performing very well. — Elf Ernest Click here to Visit the Tracking Center ~ Click here to Track Santa by Text Bedtime Warnings: None yet […]
