Entries by Elf Ernest

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Trackers Go High Tech

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Trackers Go High Tech



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While Santa’s sleigh was designed and built by Santa himself this year and is admittedly low tech that doesn’t mean those who track Santa are stopping from using technology to track him this year. The North Pole has deployed more elves that ever from the North Pole to track Santa and they are using the […]

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North Pole Continues to Experiment with Drones

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North Pole Continues to Experiment with Drones



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While a machine will never replace Santa there are some experiments taking place with drones under the direction of the North Pole. “A drone can be useful for a lot of things,” said head of research and development, Elf Quinton. “A drone can be large or small. A small drone can have a camera on […]

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Christmas Eve Day Dawns in Asia

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Christmas Eve Day Dawns in Asia



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Is it now Christmas Eve morning in Asia and millions of people there are excited for Christmas. There is a mistaken belief that Santa does not have as many fans there as he does in other parts of the world. There are billons of people there and Santa is popular with many of them. They […]

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North Pole Bets Still Go Against Santa

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North Pole Bets Still Go Against Santa



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Elf Hank Beedle, head of the North Pole Christmas Eve party, says the early bets in the sugar cookie pool at the North Pole are still solidly against Santa. “Elves are naturally a pessimistic bunch,” Elf Hank said. “That’s why they do so well working for Santa. They are great at sweating details and right […]

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Test Flight Extended Over Africa

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Test Flight Extended Over Africa



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With plenty of time yet to spare Elf Vernon is now piloting Santa’s sleigh over the skies of Africa, extending the test flight there. Reports are that the sleigh is performing very well. — Elf Ernest Click here to Visit the Tracking Center ~ Click here to Track Santa by Text Bedtime Warnings: None yet […]

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More Secret Spies Needed

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More Secret Spies Needed



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While the world is already in the mode to track Santa elves at the North Pole are urging kids everywhere to sign up to become an elf and to start work as a secret spy for Santa. No matter where you live Santa has need of your help. A secret spy for Santa works as […]

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Test Flight Resumes after False Alarm

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Test Flight Resumes after False Alarm



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Elf Vernon didn’t mean to cause alarm. He put the sleigh through a brief dive and maneuver designed to prank Elf Crash. The result was a brief period of confusion at the North Pole as the sleigh dropped from radar and all signals of data from the sleigh dropped from North Pole computers. “I didn’t […]

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Test Flight Shows Signs of a Crash

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Test Flight Shows Signs of a Crash



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A small bit of panic at the North Pole right now — fears are growing that the test flight of Santa’s sleigh has ended in a crash. We’re trying to make contact with Elf Crash Murphy, who is on the test flight of the sleigh with Elf Vernon. Please stand by for more details. — […]

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Tracking Center Goes into Lockdown

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Tracking Center Goes into Lockdown



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Alarms are sounding for some reason in the Tracking Center and when that happens the entire facility goes into lockdown. Nobody can go in and nobody can come out. As a result, we don’t really know what is going on until the lockdown is over. This doesn’t affect Santa but perhaps this is a signal […]

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Nap Time for Rudolph and Team

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Nap Time for Rudolph and Team



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I was just on the phone with Elf Victor. He told me that the reindeer of Santa’s sleigh are now down for a long nap. This is pretty routine. But did you know that reindeer — kind of like people world wide — have a hard time going to sleep right now? Yes, it’s true. […]

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Day Time Christmas Eve Traditions

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Day Time Christmas Eve Traditions



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We are hearing of some Christmas Eve activities that will take place soon in places like the Philippines, Guam and in Japan. These are areas where Christmas and Santa are pretty well celebrated. In Guam they have a children’s parade on Christmas Eve. The kids there will decorate their bikes, trikes and wagons and lead […]

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Staying Up for Santa

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Staying Up for Santa



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The North Pole Post Office just shared with me some mail coming from some children out there who plan to stay up real late so that they can greet Santa. One word of advice kids: don’t. Santa wants you in bed because it allows him to work faster. If he sees you in your home […]