Elf Crash Murphy

Elf Crash Murphy is the North Pole’s “Eye-in-the-Sky” news reporter.

He follows Santa on a chaser sleigh and reports on his location and condition for the duration of Santa’s flight. Crash has done this job for many years now and he remains one of the most popular and trusted elves at the North Pole.

His news reports are full of interesting information. He is also very honest and descriptive in his reports and frequently he is very funny. He receives more email than any other elf here at the North Pole.

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Below are archived news reports from Crash answering some of the many questions he receives from children all over the world:

Should I Change My Wish List
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Stress About Santa’s Workshop

A report today from the North Pole Post Office suggests that believers around the world are starting to stress over the delays reported in Santa’s Workshop. Santa asked Elf Hugo, postmaster at the North Pole, to report on trends of…
What Time Will Santa Get to My House
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What Time Will Santa Get To My House

Flight analysts at North Pole Flight Command were asked their predictions for Santa’s flight for Christmas 2025. They predicted that Santa could break yet another record. The annual Tracking Santa Symposium sponsored by the International…
Who is Naughty?
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Who is Naughty?

Early reports from the North Pole Post Office indicate that the mail is coming in heavy for Santa Claus. Wish lists, letters, messages and questions are coming in by the millions every single day. Perhaps the most common question we get…
Preparing for the Return of the Reindeer
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What if the Reindeer Don’t Come Back?

In a sign that the North Pole is preparing for the return of Santa’s reindeer a large shipment of reindeer feed was received today at Santa’s Stables. The Reindeer Barn has been completely cleaned and storage of feed, grooming and…
When is Santa's Birthday
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A Question Elf Crash Cannot Answer

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North Pole Post Office Drowning in Mail