Santa's Workshop is 128 Days Behind Schedule
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Santa’s Workshop is 128 Days Behind Schedule

The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that Santa’s workshop is 128 days behind with 82 days remaining until Santa’s launch. Elf Bernard, head elf of Santa’s Workshop, admits those remain daunting numbers but he…
Workshop Crisis Gets Worse
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Santa’s Workshop is VERY Behind

After several meetings with Elf Wally, who heads the distribution efforts at the North Pole, and Elf Bernard, the head elf in Santa’s workshop, it is estimated that Santa’s workshop is at least two months behind in their work – and maybe…
Elves Sent Home from Santa's Workshop
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Elves Sent Home from Santa’s Workshop

More tough news today from Santa’s Workshop where some elves have been sent home due to lack of work. The problem isn’t that Santa’s workshop doesn’t have work. The problem is that the workshop is short on supplies. It has been…
19 Weeks Until Christmas
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19 Weeks Until Christmas

There are now only 19 weeks until Christmas! There’s just something about getting past the number 20 that makes the time seem really short. A shortage of time is exactly what people here at the North Pole are feeling. Especially at…
20 Weeks until Christmas
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20 Weeks Until Christmas

Hi ho! Just 20 weeks to go until Christmas! And that’s a cause for concern. At least to one certain elf in Santa’s workshop that I talked to today. He is a supervisor, I won’t say which one. But he’s really worried. “We…
North Pole Chat
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Elf Hugo and Elf Bernard Talk the Mail and Santa’s Workshop

North Pole Chat this month featured two key elves from the North Pole - Elf Hugo, Postmaster at the North Pole Post Office and Elf Bernard, the head elf at Santa's workshop. They were here to answer questions about messages and wish lists for…
3 Months Until Christmas
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3 Months Until Christmas

Just three months to go, friends! Just three months until Christmas! Can you believe we’re here already? The year has just flown by. For those of you just joining us for the year it has been a busy but quiet year so far. A few little…
North Pole Chat Changed
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North Pole Chat Schedule Changed

The scheduled North Pole Chat with Elf Bernard has changed, according to the Public Relations Department at the North Pole. This week’s countdown update by Elf Trixie has resulted in a significant rush of mail to the North Pole. In…
Elf Bernard Chat
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Elf Bernard Coming to North Pole Chat

We are very excited to announced that our featured guest in North Pole Chat for the month of September will be Elf Bernard, head Elf in Santa's Workshop. He will be in chat on Saturday, September 21st at 12pm EST. This is a very rare opportunity.…
Christmas
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6 Weeks Until Christmas

There are now just 6 weeks until Christmas. And it is getting crazy. I visited Santa’s workshop this week with Mrs. Claus. I was there to just take notes for her in a meeting with Elf Bernard. I’ve talked to you about Elf Bernard…
4 Months
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4 Months Until Christmas

Hi friends! Today marks 4 months until Christmas and it is a very busy time right now. Over at Santa’s workshop there is a weird kind of deadline. You see, Santa does not have many wish lists sent in yet. A lot of believers honestly…
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Update from Santa’s Workshop

Santa's workshop is one busy place these days. But after meeting with Elf Bernard there this week Santa feels like things are right on track. We also sent Elf Crash Murphy there today to check things out and you can hear his report for North…