Santa's Workshop is only 58 Days Behind
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Santa’s Workshop is 58 Days Behind

The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that Santa’s workshop is 58 days behind with 33 days remaining until Santa’s launch. Elf Bernard is very happy with the performance of the workshop this past week. They have…
Workshop is Behind
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Santa’s Workshop is 72 Days Behind Schedule

The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that Santa’s workshop is 72 days behind with 40 days remaining until Santa’s launch. Elf Bernard reports that while a good gain was made last week they need to be doing even…
6 Weeks Until Christmas
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6 Weeks Until Christmas

Just 6 weeks now until Christmas and things are getting interesting at the North Pole. If you missed the chat with Elf Bernard on Sunday you should go read what he had to say and then listen to the latest episode of the North Pole Podcast…
Elf Bernard and Santa Trackers
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Elf Bernard and Santa Trackers

Elf Bernard was in North Pole Chat yesterday and he created a lot of discussions among tracker elves for his comments about how tracking Santa for Santa will be different this year. In this episode of the North Pole Podcast Elf Frank…
Elf Bernard Explains the Crisis in Santa’s Workshop
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Elf Bernard Explains the Crisis in Santa’s Workshop

Elf Bernard, head elf in Santa's workshop, in a rare appearance in North Pole Chat, took believers' questions and explained why the workshop is so behind this year. Elf Bernard also dropped hints that tracker elves this year might experience…
Elf Bernard Chat
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Elf Bernard Chat Rescheduled

Due to technical difficulties at the North Pole, the chat with Elf Bernard in North Pole Chat was not held. Elves and site users could not get into the chat room. The chat has been rescheduled for next Sunday at 3:30pm EDT, right after the scheduled…
Elf Bernard Scheduled for North Pole Chat
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Elf Bernard Scheduled for North Pole Chat

Elf Bernard, Head Elf in Santa’s Workshop, will be in North Pole Chat on Sunday, November 2, 2025 at 3pm EDT. This is a very rare event for North Pole Chat. Elf Bernard is not a regular chat host and only rarely grants interviews with…
Santa's Workshop is 128 Days Behind Schedule
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Santa’s Workshop is 128 Days Behind Schedule

The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that Santa’s workshop is 128 days behind with 82 days remaining until Santa’s launch. Elf Bernard, head elf of Santa’s Workshop, admits those remain daunting numbers but he…
Workshop Crisis Gets Worse
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Santa’s Workshop is VERY Behind

After several meetings with Elf Wally, who heads the distribution efforts at the North Pole, and Elf Bernard, the head elf in Santa’s workshop, it is estimated that Santa’s workshop is at least two months behind in their work – and maybe…
Elves Sent Home from Santa's Workshop
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Elves Sent Home from Santa’s Workshop

More tough news today from Santa’s Workshop where some elves have been sent home due to lack of work. The problem isn’t that Santa’s workshop doesn’t have work. The problem is that the workshop is short on supplies. It has been…
19 Weeks Until Christmas
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19 Weeks Until Christmas

There are now only 19 weeks until Christmas! There’s just something about getting past the number 20 that makes the time seem really short. A shortage of time is exactly what people here at the North Pole are feeling. Especially at…
20 Weeks until Christmas
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20 Weeks Until Christmas

Hi ho! Just 20 weeks to go until Christmas! And that’s a cause for concern. At least to one certain elf in Santa’s workshop that I talked to today. He is a supervisor, I won’t say which one. But he’s really worried. “We…