
Miami Says Hello to Santa
Santa is in Miami.
- Elf Ernest
Coming up next: Santa in Canada
Active Bedtime Warnings: Alaska
Listen to Elf Hank and Elf Red exchange Christmas jokes:
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East Coast US Receives Santa
Santa is reportedly in Charlotte, North Carolina as he makes his way up and down the US East coast.
- Elf Ernest
Coming up next: Christmas jokes
Active Bedtime Warnings: All of mainland North America
Listen to Crash try to…

Santa in New England
Santa's in New England and moving rapidly. Check out Elf Holly Berry's conversation with a nutjob in New Mexico. Catching Santa would be like catching lightning.
- Elf Ernest
Coming up next: Subtle hints
Active Bedtime Warnings:…

Santa in the Big Apple
Santa has arrived in the United States and he begins where many begin -- in New York.
- Elf Ernest
Coming up next: A man who wants to change Santa's habits
Active Bedtime Warnings: West Coast US and Canada
Listen to a spotter…

Halifax Gets Happy
Santa is in Halifax!
- Elf Ernest
Coming up next: O Canada
Active Bedtime Warnings: East of the Rockies
Listen to Elf Crash refuse to say where Santa is headed next:
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Dominican Republic Reports
Santa is now in the Dominican Republic. Lots of American and Canadian kids are pressing us to reveal when Santa will deliver -- especially those on the east coast. One little hint for you: GO TO SLEEP.
(please)
- Elf Ernest
Coming…

Venezuela Welcomes Santa
Kids out west in Canada and the US are anxiously writing in about bed time...soon, kids --very, very soon. Santa needs to finish in Venezuela first.
- Elf Ernest
Coming up next: How Santa knows when to visit
Active Bedtime Warnings:…

San juan Welcomes Santa
Puerto Rico. Santa loves it there. Wonder if he will stop for some rice and beans?
- Elf Ernest
Coming up next: Interview with an eyewitness of Santa
Active Bedtime Warnings: Winnipeg
Listen to Elf Agent X describe some troubles…

Santa Returns to Greenland
- Elf Ernest
Coming up next: Weirdness in Texas
Active Bedtime Warnings: Cleveland
Listen to Elf Vernon explain why sleighs are still flying from the North Pole:
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Santa Back in Brazil
Brazil is a big place. So Santa has returned to finish the job.
- Elf Ernest
Coming up next: News of the North Pole Christmas Party
Active Bedtime Warnings: Atlanta!
Listen to Elf Crash talk about being in the sleigh so long:
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Santa is in Chile
Santa is in Chile and happily so. He has many friends there.
- Elf Ernest
Coming up next: Does Santa ever get tired?
Active Bedtime Warnings: Central America
Listen to Elf Ed Zachary explain why Santa needs you asleep when…

South America Celebrates
We have reports from multiple locations all over South America. Santa is moving so fast that we can't keep up with the reports.
- Elf Ernest
Coming up next: What bears do in the woods
Active Bedtime Warnings: Atlanta, Toronto,…