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Santa Wants Australia in Bed

Santa called me just a moment ago. He wants the kids in all of Australia, even western Australia, to get to bed. "I know it might seem a little early to some of those kids in Perth," Santa said. "But this is important. They need their sleep." I…
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Santa Still Grounded in the Pacific

There must be quite a lot to load on that aircraft carrier. Santa is still there. "It is still too early for Santa to deliver to very many people," Elf Billy told me. "I can see why he is in no hurry. Santa has been on the phone a lot the…
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Santa Slows Down

Santa has slowed way down...like he is going to stop somewhere. But he isn't over any land. "Nothing is wrong," said Elf Quinton in Santa's Tracking Center. "We have no alarms. The sleigh is fine. The reindeer are fine. Santa is slowing…
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Santa Over the Waters of the Pacific

Military tracking satellites, ship radars and Santa's Tracking Center at the North Pole all confirm that Santa is over the waters of the Northern Pacific. Santa appears to be on track. -- Elf Ernest Direct from Santa's Newsroom at the North…
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Santa Sighted Near Artic Circle

Ships in the Barents Sea have reported seeing a bright flash of light they can only describe as Santa Claus. The world has a tough time during the early hours of Santa's flight. The Tracking Center gets bombarded with requests to know Santa's…
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Santa Names Sleigh Contest Winner

Santa has declared that his sleigh this year will be named: Elsie. This name was submitted on December 9th, 2012 by Emma of Manchester, England. She is the winner of this year's sleigh naming contest! Elsie is ready to go. Santa has the…
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Reindeer Hitched to Santa’s Sleigh

Elf Victor has completed hitching the reindeer up to Santa's sleigh and Santa is now talking to each of the reindeer personally. What he says to each of them no one really knows, not even Elf Victor. "Oh, that's between Santa and each reindeer,"…
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Santa’s Workshop Closes for the Season

In a surprise announcement Elf Bernard just moments ago declared Santa's Workshop complete with their duties and that it is now closed for the season. He has dismissed all of his elves to go spend Christmas with their families. "I'm quite…
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Santa Issues First Bedtime Warning

Santa awoke from his nap, took one look at the clock on his dresser and picked up the phone. He called Elf Billy and told him to let the kids in the South Pacific know it is time for them to go to bed! So there you have it, our first bedtime…
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Elf Victor Awakens Reindeer For Santa’s Launch

It is getting real exciting here at the North Pole. Santa launches in just two hours. Santa remains asleep at this time. Mrs. Claus wants him to sleep as long as he possibly can. But his sleigh is ready to go. Elf Gloria gave it her…
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Elf Agent X Sends Out Mysterious Alert

Lots of news to report at this hour at the North Pole. First of all, Santa has returned and was immediately put to bed by Mrs. Claus after eating a light snack. She insists that Santa get some good sleep before he takes flight. We're only…
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Santa’s Post Office Flooded with Mail

Elf Hugo just called to ask if I could send any help over to the North Pole Post Office. They need help with their computers because the amount of email Santa is receiving right now is off the charts. He also says stocking mail has been more…