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Sleigh Bells Now a Problem

The art of getting Santa ready for launch includes a painstaking task in polishing and tuning the sleigh bells. Each bell has a unique note and it has to sound just right. Reports are coming in that the bell team is not going to have a lot…
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Flight Command Still Swamped

I think the Flight Command Center will be really happy once Santa launches from the North Pole. I'm sure they would rather be worrying about Santa than dealing with the weather and all the problems it is bringing for them. Here's the latest…
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Workshop Still Hard at Work

Santa's workshop is teeming with elves and volunteers. The elves have hauled in their spouses, their parents, their neighbors -- anyone who can lend a hand. And boy, are they getting a lot done. In fact, it is affecting the Wrapping Department.…
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Test Flight Sticks to Cooler Air

Santa's test flight has kept so far to northern areas where the air is cold. Not sure why, but that is what it has done so far. This is the latest news from Kringle Radio: -- Elf Ernest The Big Map | North Pole Flight Command | Certified…
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Genius of Thousands of Sleighs Now Obvious

Did Santa know? Last summer when Santa began the ambitious project of building thousands of new sleighs everyone thought he was a little crazy. Nobody thinks he is crazy now. The thousands of sleighs and reindeer out there will prove…
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Finland Reports Test Flight Spotted

Well, that didn't take long. The Flight Command Center confirms that Santa's Sleigh is indeed over Finland at this time -- and we just got a report from there saying the sleigh was spotted flying very low and slow. The sleigh has to be tested…
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You Could See Flying Sleighs

The North Pole Flight Command Center is starting to make some progress in getting these thousands of sleighs out of the weather of the North Pole. And now we have all these sleigh convoys flying around out there. There are so many sleighs…
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Blizzard Socks it to the North Pole

You should hear the howling wind outside my window right now. We experience blizzards here at the North Pole all the time. But this one is a whopper. No wonder the Flight Command Center is having issues. Santa won't have any problems…
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Setbacks Have Many Worried at the North Pole

Santa Claus has never failed to deliver. Remember that. You read it here first. But the early going of the delivery phase of Operation Merry Christmas has many elves here at the North Pole really worried. You want a bad sign? Look…
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Elves Push Ahead at Santa’s Workshop

It is not unusual for Santa's Workshop to be working so late. It has happened many times before. But I just spoke to Elf Bernard, head guy over at the workshop. He just kind of threw up his hands. "The good news," he said, "is that we have…
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Efforts Double with North Pole Airlift

Industrious elves at the North Pole Flight Command Center have swung open the back doors of the sleigh barn to let sleighs leave the other way. They do not open both doors at the same time, but rather through an alternative pattern made possible…
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It is Christmas Eve in Asia

The steady march of time has clock-watchers at the North Pole nervous and citizens of the world excited -- at least for today. In the past few minutes, Christmas Eve has started in parts of Asia. It is a small milestone, one that speaks…