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Beware of Low Flying Sleighs

You might want to spend time near a window before going to bed on Christmas Eve. Your chances of seeing a sleigh in flight are greater than ever. Elves in the tracking center are telling me that Santa has more flying sleighs in the air…
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Three Hours to Launch

We’re just 3 hours or less away from Santa’s launch and the Tracking Center is very busy already. Elves from around the world are testing equipment, getting into place and checking in to the North Pole. A lot of people think the…
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False Rumors Abound of Santa’s Launch

A rash of phone calls, texts and emails have flooded the North Pole in the past hour suggesting that Santa has launched and has been spotted already over major cities in Europe. These rumors are absolutely false. I’ve got a web cam…
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Sleigh Traffic Jam Over Canada

Hundreds of sleighs are in transit over the skies of Canada. Many of them are headed for the North Pole but many others are headed for Jingle Bell 1. The situation has created a crowded sky high above the country of Canada at this hour.…
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Preparing Santa’s Sleigh

The launch of Santa's sleigh is about four and a half hours away. Final preparations for the sleigh are underway. We’ve received word that final preparations for Santa’s sleigh include the packing of food on board. Santa will have…
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Trackers Activated Over North Pacific

Here’s an interesting development. Elves working on Santa’s flight path over the Pacific have been put on high alert. That means they are at their stations, watching radar, receiving confidential tracking data, and prepared to report…
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Help Name Santa’s Sleigh

While we are now only 90 minutes away from whatever this big historic event is we remind you that it is NOT too late to enter your ideas for the naming of Santa’s sleigh this year. Santa names the sleigh just before he takes off and…
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12 Hours Until Santa Launches

Breaking news! Twelve hours from now Santa launches. Just 12 hours left!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Things here at the North Pole are very, very busy. The workshop is going a billion miles per hour, trying their best to get everything done. I understand…
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Santa’s Sleigh Returns to the North Pole

Santa’s sleigh just returned to the North Pole. I saw it land just moments ago. It appears the sleigh is undamaged and that Elf Vernon and those with him on the flight are unhurt. Elves from the Research and Development Department…
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Test Flight Chased from Iran

Breaking News! Evidently the Iranians are serious about getting Santa’s sleigh out of Iran. They have just fired a missile of some sort at it. Elves in the Tracking Center assure me that the sleigh is in no danger. Elf Vernon is…
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Iranian Government Protests the North Pole

More breaking news! Alarm bells are now going off in MY department. We just received an official notice of complaint from the government of Iran in Tehran. They are demanding that Santa Claus order the sleigh out of Iranian airspace immediately.…
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Sleigh Runs Into Trouble Over Iran

Breaking News! Alarms are going off in the Tracking Center and lots of radio activity can be heard there. Evidently Santa’s sleigh is on a test flight and they are now over the skies of Iran. Since entering Iranian airspace the alarms…