It has been bothering me for a while that I cannot find Elf Victor or Elf Lionel or even Santa to find out what is going on with the reindeer situation. As of just a few hours ago we had terrible news about Santa’s reindeer and it appeared that Santa’s flight was in danger. But all of a sudden Rudolph, Blitzen and Dasher showed up outside, flying around and playing in the middle of a snowstorm. They looked healthy to me.
So I’ve been looking around for someone to give me answers and I can’t find anyone in the reindeer barns except for the guys working on Santa’s sleigh. They said they haven’t seen anyone for hours. So I headed out to the new barns constructed last month to handle all the new baby reindeer being born and there’s no one there either.
Where could all the baby reindeer be? Where is Santa? What is going on here?
— Elf Ernest