Santa Slows Down Dramatically

Santa has headed south and is making headway but his speed is noticeably slower.

“Well, it is easy to see why,” Elf Quinton quipped. “He’s using a 1942 model sleigh. All the reindeer in the world aren’t going to make that relic go faster. It will get him where he needs to go and by most standards for aircraft it is fast. But he’s not going to break any records with it. He can’t stay in this sleigh for long.”

Not to worry, folks. We think Santa will get his sleigh repaired and back at record speeds soon.

— Elf Ernest

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