Strange Objects in Skies Over Canada

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It is early in the efforts to track Santa and we’re hours away still from the Big Guy’s launch. But already we have news of an odd sort to report:

There has been spotted in the skies over Canada a giant mass of something moving in the direction of the North Pole. It is NOT weather related. We don’t know what it is, in fact.

Alarms are going off all over the place and they will continue to sound until we know what this thing is and if any danger has been averted. Stay tuned for more details.

Elf Ernest
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North Pole Weather: -27 degrees F, *** Overcast *** **BLIZZARD WARNING**
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One thought on “Strange Objects in Skies Over Canada

  • December 23, 2015 at 4:24 am
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    If the mass is brown,IT COULD BE THE REINDEER FLYING HOME! ??????

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