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Bora Bora Reports Too Early
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Santa Tracker
News Recap: Reports of Santa in Bora Bora are premature. Well, okay – they’re just wrong.

Status of Regional Operations
North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout**
Sector 1 (Oceania): In the Red Zone
Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): In the Red Zone
Sector 3 (Africa & Europe): In the Red Zone
Sector 4 (Greenland & S. America): In the Red Zone
Sector 5 (Central and North America): In the Red Zone

Latest Bedtime Advisories
None yet issued by Santa

Status of Operation Merry Christmas
Santa: In flight!
Sleigh: Still Heading South
Reindeer: Feeling exceptional
Workshop: Mission accomplished
North Pole Post Office: **STOCKING MAIL ACTIVATED**
Wrapping Department: Almost done
North Pole Security: New issues to deal with

Merry Christmas

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