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Santa Tracker
News Recap: Fans in Sectors 4 and 5 await Santa, who seems intent on keeping even flight analysts guessing. He’s making great time!

Status of Regional Operations
North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout**
Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
Sector 3 (Africa & Europe): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
Sector 4 (Greenland & S. America): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
Sector 5 (Central and North America): In the Red Zone

Latest Bedtime Advisories
Bermuda, Far East Coast of North America, All Caribbean Island Nations and Territories

Status of Operation Merry Christmas
Santa: Moving even faster
Sleigh: Outstanding
Reindeer: Cannot slow them down
Workshop: Mission accomplished
North Pole Post Office: **STOCKING MAIL ACTIVATED**
Wrapping Department: Mission accomplished
North Pole Security: Checking locks on the doors of the Wrapping Department

Merry Christmas

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