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Flight Analysts Express Concern with Santa's Speed
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Santa Tracker
News Recap: Santa has pushed on to Singapore but flight analysts at the North Pole are concerned with the high speed in which Santa is moving.

Status of Regional Operations
North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout**
Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
Sector 3 (Africa & Europe): In the Red Zone
Sector 4 (Greenland & S. America): In the Red Zone
Sector 5 (Central and North America): In the Red Zone

Latest Bedtime Advisories
Hanoi, Kuala Lumpur, Bangladesh, Kathmandu, Sri Lanka

Status of Operation Merry Christmas
Santa: Annoyed with flight analysts
Sleigh: Excellent
Reindeer: Ready to go even faster
Workshop: Mission accomplished
North Pole Post Office: **STOCKING MAIL ACTIVATED**
Wrapping Department: Mission accomplished
North Pole Security: Foggy plot in London being looked into

Merry Christmas

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