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Authorities Ask Islanders to Go to Bed So Santa Can Come
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Santa Tracker
News Recap: Civil authorities in the South Pacific have asked islander residents to go to bed.

Status of Regional Operations
North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout**
Sector 1 (Oceania): In the Red Zone
Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): In the Red Zone
Sector 3 (Africa & Europe): In the Red Zone
Sector 4 (Greenland & S. America): In the Red Zone
Sector 5 (Central and North America): In the Red Zone

Latest Bedtime Advisories
None yet issued by Santa

Status of Operation Merry Christmas
Santa: Taking a break
Sleigh: Stopped on Campbell Island, 700 miles south of New Zealand
Reindeer: Taking a break
Workshop: Mission accomplished
North Pole Post Office: **STOCKING MAIL ACTIVATED**
Wrapping Department: Almost done
North Pole Security: New issues to deal with

Merry Christmas

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