Authorities Ask Islanders to Go to Bed So Santa Can Come
News Recap: Civil authorities in the South Pacific have asked islander residents to go to bed.
Status of Regional Operations
– North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout**
– Sector 1 (Oceania): In the Red Zone
– Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): In the Red Zone
– Sector 3 (Africa & Europe): In the Red Zone
– Sector 4 (Greenland & S. America): In the Red Zone
– Sector 5 (Central and North America): In the Red Zone
Latest Bedtime Advisories
None yet issued by Santa
Status of Operation Merry Christmas
– Santa: Taking a break
– Sleigh: Stopped on Campbell Island, 700 miles south of New Zealand
– Reindeer: Taking a break
– Workshop: Mission accomplished
– North Pole Post Office: **STOCKING MAIL ACTIVATED**
– Wrapping Department: Almost done
– North Pole Security: New issues to deal with
