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Miami Gets a Surprise Visit from Santa
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Santa Tracker
News Recap: Santa is in Miami. But it’s not what you think it is. Meanwhile, the earliest bedtime advisories in North American history have been sent.

Status of Regional Operations
North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout**
Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
Sector 3 (Africa & Europe): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
Sector 4 (Greenland & S. America): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
Sector 5 (Central and North America): In the Red Zone

Latest Bedtime Advisories
Argentina, Bolivia, Haiti, Halifax, Maine, Eastern time zones of USA and Canada

Status of Operation Merry Christmas
Santa: Thinks going to bed early is a good idea
Sleigh: Outstanding
Reindeer: Faster than when they left the North Pole
Workshop: Mission accomplished
North Pole Post Office: **STOCKING MAIL ACTIVATED**
Wrapping Department: Mission accomplished
North Pole Security: Looking at an issue in Winnepeg

Merry Christmas

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