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Santa Spotted Over Philadelphia
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Santa Tracker
News Recap: Many in Philadelphia are reporting Santa in the skies there. New bedtime warnings abound.

Status of Regional Operations
North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout**
Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
Sector 3 (Africa & Europe): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
Sector 4 (Greenland & S. America): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
Sector 5 (Central and North America): In the Red Zone

Latest Bedtime Advisories
Toronto, Cleveland, Columbus, Louisville, Atlanta, Venezuela, Ecuador, American Midwest

Status of Operation Merry Christmas
Santa: Thinks going to bed early is a good idea
Sleigh: Outstanding
Reindeer: Love Canadian berries
Workshop: Mission accomplished
North Pole Post Office: **STOCKING MAIL ACTIVATED**
Wrapping Department: Mission accomplished
North Pole Security: Investigating a Wyoming plot to kidnap reindeer

Merry Christmas

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