Portugal Reports!
News Recap: Flight analysts are split over how Santa should approach Sectors 4 and 5
Status of Regional Operations
– North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout**
– Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
– Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
– Sector 3 (Africa & Europe): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
– Sector 4 (Greenland & S. America): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
– Sector 5 (Central and North America): In the Red Zone
Latest Bedtime Advisories
Iceland, Greenland, Ponto Delgado, Sandwich Islands, North Atlantic
Status of Operation Merry Christmas
– Santa: Outstanding
– Sleigh: Outstanding
– Reindeer: Outstanding
– Workshop: Mission accomplished
– North Pole Post Office: **STOCKING MAIL ACTIVATED**
– Wrapping Department: Mission accomplished
– North Pole Security: Investigating a situation where Santa’s cookies were switched for broccoli
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