Santa Stalls Heading to Europe
News Recap: Santa is stalling – again. Waiting for folks in Europe to get to bed.
Status of Regional Operations
– North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout**
– Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
– Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
– Sector 3 (Africa & Europe): mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
– Sector 4 (Greenland & S. America): In the Red Zone
– Sector 5 (Central and North America): In the Red Zone
Latest Bedtime Advisories
Sweden, England, Scotland, Wales, Portugal, Spain, France
Status of Operation Merry Christmas
– Santa: Ready to visit Europe
– Sleigh: Outstanding
– Reindeer: Warned to stay away from the flowers in Denmark
– Workshop: Mission accomplished
– North Pole Post Office: **STOCKING MAIL ACTIVATED**
– Wrapping Department: Mission accomplished
– North Pole Security: Looking into possible damage to North Pole time-keeping system
Subscribe to the North Pole News from SantaUpdate.com!
