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Bedtime Advisories Seem Early for Sector 5
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Santa is starting to send out bedtime advisories to believers in Sector 5. Some there feel it is a bit early for that.

Worldwide Status Update
North Pole Flight Command: Fully Operational
Sector 1 (Oceania): Enjoying Visions of Sugar Plums
Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): Taking a long winter’s nap
Sector 3 (Africa & Europe): Snoozing
Sector 4 (Greenland & S. America): Buenos noches
Sector 5 (Central and North America): In the Red Zone (It’s Christmas Eve)

North Pole Weather
Temperature: -29 F
Forecast: Still snowing like crazy

Status of Operation Merry Christmas
Santa: Feels like a million
Sleigh: Perfect
Reindeer: Not even close to being tired
Santa’s Workshop: Mission accomplished
North Pole Post Office: Still working
Wrapping Department: Mission Accomplished
North Pole Security: Watching Sector 5 Closely

See the Santa Tracker Map
Click here to Listen to Tracking Santa Around the World on Kringle Radio
Click here to see the latest bedtime advisories sent from Santa’s sleigh

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