Bedtime Advisories Seem Early for Sector 5
Santa is starting to send out bedtime advisories to believers in Sector 5. Some there feel it is a bit early for that.
Worldwide Status Update
– North Pole Flight Command: Fully Operational
– Sector 1 (Oceania): Enjoying Visions of Sugar Plums
– Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): Taking a long winter’s nap
– Sector 3 (Africa & Europe): Snoozing
– Sector 4 (Greenland & S. America): Buenos noches
– Sector 5 (Central and North America): In the Red Zone (It’s Christmas Eve)
North Pole Weather
– Temperature: -29 F
– Forecast: Still snowing like crazy
Status of Operation Merry Christmas
– Santa: Feels like a million
– Sleigh: Perfect
– Reindeer: Not even close to being tired
– Santa’s Workshop: Mission accomplished
– North Pole Post Office: Still working
– Wrapping Department: Mission Accomplished
– North Pole Security: Watching Sector 5 Closely
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