Russia Reports a Merry Christmas
Santa is in Russia but not in Moscow. There are flying reindeer in Moscow but they don’t belong to Santa. Got that?
Worldwide Status Update
– North Pole Flight Command: Fully Operational
– Sector 1 (Oceania): Enjoying Visions of Sugar Plums
– Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): Trackers told to stand down
– Sector 3 (Africa & Europe): Under bedtime advisory
– Sector 4 (Greenland & S. America): In the Red Zone (It’s Christmas Eve)
– Sector 5 (Central and North America): In the Red Zone (It’s Christmas Eve)
North Pole Weather
– Temperature: -26 F
– Forecast: Blizzard Conditions
Status of Operation Merry Christmas
– Santa: Happy to be visiting believers
– Sleigh: Perfect
– Reindeer: Not even close to being tired
– Santa’s Workshop: Mission accomplished
– North Pole Post Office: Still working
– Wrapping Department: Getting there!
– North Pole Security: Hard at work
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