Entries by Elf Harold Star

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More Tracker Elves Wanted

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More Tracker Elves Wanted



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International Director of Santa Trackers, Elf Crash Murphy, has published today an invitation to believers everywhere to become elves by tracking Santa for Santa. “It’s not an emergency but an invitation,” Elf Crash Murphy said. “The tracker elf program is strong, but we want to make it stronger by developing more tracker elf talent in […]

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Santa Scouts the Sleigh

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Santa Scouts the Sleigh



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From somewhere in the South Pacific Santa Claus met with field tracker Elf Petey LaCroix this week to scout test flights of Santa’s sleigh. As reported earlier, Santa wanted to see new equipment in action and to discuss with Elf Petey the work and mission of the small team of professional trackers that are sent […]

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100 Days Until Santa Launches from the North Pole

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100 Days Until Santa Launches from the North Pole



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There are 100 days now until Santa launches. This important milestone is marked on official North Pole websites and on countdown clocks around the world. Operation Merry Christmas – the traditional name of Santa’s mission – appears to be on track. Santa’s sleigh has been engaged in test flights since early June. Reports from North […]

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Elf Scout Goes into Hiding

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Elf Scout Goes into Hiding



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Elf Petey LaCroix, famed professional tracker of Santa who customarily reports on North Pole Radio News each Christmas Eve, has been dispatched from the North Pole to a secret location somewhere in Sector 1. Days ago it was reported that Santa will be joining Elf Petey in a mission to scout the test flights of […]

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Reindeer Tracking Office Launches

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Reindeer Tracking Office Launches



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Several weeks ago North Pole Flight Command announced the addition of the Reindeer Tracking Office. That office opened today. Unfortunately, there are no reindeer yet at the North Pole to track. However, those reindeer now working the test flights of Santa’s sleigh are also piloting this new program, which tracks the movement and condition of […]

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Test Flight Accomplishes a New Speed Record

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Test Flight Accomplishes a New Speed Record



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Santa’s new sleigh – which is still on Version 2 – has set a new speed record in the past few days. Test flights of Santa’s sleigh have wandered north from Central America to the southern United States. Recently, on an extended flight from Georgia to Texas, the sleigh set the speed record in a […]

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Santa Escapes Again

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Santa Escapes Again



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He did it again. Santa escaped the near-certain capture we reported earlier this week from the state of Michigan in Sector 5. As we reported then, Santa was spotted in a restaurant in Portland, Michigan and the elves of North Pole Security gave chase, tracking Santa down as far west down I-96 to Coopersville. We […]

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Santa Tracked to Michigan

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Santa Tracked to Michigan



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A burger restaurant in Portland, Michigan is the scene of the latest sighting of Santa Claus. A tipster, thought to be a tracker elf from Sector 5, reported he thought Santa might be in Michigan after seeing Santa chowing down on a cheeseburger with a local business owner. That business owner – thought to be […]

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Reports of Santa in Norway

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Reports of Santa in Norway



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Santa Claus has been spotted in the Norwegian village of Dombas in recent days. It is believed there is a reindeer ranch not far from that small town. North Pole Flight Command reports several villagers have contacted the North Pole to say Santa was sighted at a local farmers market, buying large quantities of locally […]