Santa has assembled a Crisis Management Team to oversee the project of getting Santa’s Workshop back on track. The team includes many familiar names: Elf Wally (Head of Distribution), Elf Roger Star (Director of North Pole Flight Command), Elf Bernard (Head of Santa’s Workshop), Elf Ernest (Senior VP of Public Relations), Elf Rusty Belz (North […]
As reported via the Santa Update posted by Elf Ernest earlier today the News Department at the North Pole is offering expanded coverage of the Crisis in Santa’s Workshop. A new page has been set up specifically for this story – just to keep you updated on the latest news. We are also pleased to […]
North Pole Flight Command announced late yesterday the addition of 16 freighters to the fleet of ships deployed in support of Operation Merry Christmas. It is believed the ships will be working special missions to help re-supply Santa’s workshop with materials required to make toys. Flight Command also announced the deployment of the Kringle Emergency […]
North Pole Flight Command today announced the deployment of more ships of the North Pole Navy. Currently, the following command ships are supporting the test flights of Santa’s sleigh: • SS Jinglebelle • SS Tannenbaum • SS Mistletoe • SS Rudolph • SS Eggnog • SS Snowflake Those ships will remain in activity centered on […]
Years ago I got my start in the news business quite by accident. I was working in the North Pole Post Office and there we received lots of letters that were not FOR Santa but were ABOUT Santa. They still get these kinds of letters. They were letters from kids with doubts. Or from people […]Santa’s main reindeer team – Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen and Rudolph – have been evaluated by the team at Santa’s Stables and all are reportedly in excellent shape. In an interesting development Santa’s A-team has been moved into isolation. That is usually a move meant to protect the reindeer ahead of […]
While test flights of Santa’s sleigh continue over the skies of Sector 3 in Europe and Africa in the waning days of September the management team of North Pole Flight Command announced today that test flights will soon shift west. The flights will move from Sector 3 and will briefly be in the skies of […]
BREAKING NEWS: According to inbound radar data at North Pole Flight Command it appears the return of Santa’s reindeer is happening now. Weather conditions are making it difficult to determine the number of reindeer, their precise speed and altitude and the expected time of arrival. All elves in the Reindeer Department have been hailed via […]
Radar at North Pole Flight Command has detected a very large number of reindeer are on approach to the North Pole Sleigh Port. It appears the return of Santa’s reindeer is imminent. Santa’s reindeer leave the North Pole in mid-to-late January every year after Christmas is over. They return to their home countries and are […]
The Parade Committee, charged with directing the Thanksgiving Day Elf Parade at the North Pole, announced significant changes for the parade this year. The time of the parade has been changed from starting at 8am to beginning two hours later at 10am. The Parade Committee is making this change at the request of the North […]
I cannot speak for any of the other Elf Supervisors but since made the announcement about promotions yesterday I have been flooded with questions. Let me see if I can make this more clear for elves in Sector 5. First of all, if you want added responsibility as an elf, I want to streamline the […]
A new version of Santa’s sleigh has been ordered and the Sleigh Department will be delivering it sometime in the new few days. Version 3, as it is being called, will feature a new wind screen angled for better aerodynamics, improvements to the sleigh dashboard, more upgrades to onboard lights, and advanced weather-proofing. Version 2, […]
