Santa Claus is visiting small South Pacific islands and even the ships at sea at this hour — ticking em off one by one. For some, it is slow work. But let me assure you. To the people living there Santa is moving so fast there’s no way they could possibly see him. Even still, […]
We have some reports coming from New Zealand that Santa has been there. But we have no official confirmation of that news. The clock has not yet rolled over to midnight there in New Zealand. We don’t think these few reports are true. Not at this time. But it won’t be long before he is […]
Santa is very visible in the skies over the South Pacific tonight. The weather there is mostly clear, a warm summer evening there. That means a lot of people can see him either in flight or as he lands. We are getting numerous reports of Santa from the ships at sea especially. Santa is also […]
We have confirmation now that Santa has chosen the island nation of Samoa for his first earthly stop on his flight this year. We have several eye witnesses from the island that have told us their experience of seeing Santa in the skies there. Santa is working very fast we’re told. More new coming, stay […]
Santa has returned to earth and to the South Pole. We’re told that he had quite the re-entry experience, which you can hear about from the Kringle Radio report via the player below. Santa will soon be back in the air of earth…and making deliveries in the South Pacific. — Elf Ernest Click here to […]
It’s official: for the 2nd year in a row the first official deliveries of Operation Merry Christmas were not even on earth — it was to the International Space Station. In a place without a time zone or a chimney, Santa has made his first deliveries. We’re told that astronaut hearts are very merry at […]
Santa might be busy but his reindeer are not. They are enjoying an unusual rest while Santa is delivering to the International Space Station. The reindeer are at the South Pole and they are comfortable. I’m told they are anxious to go again but that without Santa they will just have to wait. The experts […]
Santa is delivering to the International Space station but those on earth are worried Santa won’t make it back. And if he does make it back, they worry if he will be on time. After all, it is quite nearly past midnight and almost officially Christmas morning in places like New Zealand and Australia. Well […]
Santa is playing space cowboy at the moment. Moments ago I had to release an official announcement declaring that Santa was, in fact, qualified and trained to deliver to the International Space Station. Elves working what they call Operation Space Monkey — the top secret name given to this project — say that Santa is […]
Santa is doing just fine, we’re told, but that doesn’t mean everyone is happy with him. Some world leaders and others are a bit upset with him. “He just can’t go into space without permission or training,” said Dr. Herman Finkle, an international scientist linked to the Space Station. “We have programs where experts in […]
Santa’s flight appears to have stalled on maps all over the word. That’s because it appears Santa is leaving the earth’s orbit and is going to deliver Christmas do the International Space Station. How long does that take? What that entail for Santa? — Elf Ernest Click here to listen to the latest Kringle Radio […]
