Entries by Elf Ernest

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World Cheers Santa

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World Cheers Santa



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Santa has announced plans for an early launch and with the reindeer back the North Pole Post Office is being flooded this hour with well wishes for Santa. It appears that children everywhere are getting excited for Santa to come! Santa has received notes of encouragement from leaders, military people, weathermen, and others who have […]

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North Pole Braces for Epic Blizzard

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North Pole Braces for Epic Blizzard



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Nobody cares much what the weather is like at the North Pole except on a day like this — when Santa launches for Operation Merry Christmas. Suddenly everyone cares. Now, you must realize that Santa and the reindeer are used to facing all kinds of weather. As they go around the world they face nearly […]

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Nations Clear Air Space for Santa

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Nations Clear Air Space for Santa



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One of the jobs at the tracking center has actually been a work in progress now for months — working with the countries around the world to make sure the skies are clear for Santa. The world always has some air traffic out there. Santa usually doesn’t have to worry about too many planes in […]

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Concerns About Santa’s Low Tech Sleigh

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Concerns About Santa's Low Tech Sleigh



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Now that things appear to be on track for Santa’s flight — except for the weather — there are some elves here at the North Pole 2nd guessing Santa and the use of his old fashioned sleigh this year. If you’ll recall Santa built the sleigh by hand all by himself this year. The design […]

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Tracking Center Plots Flight Path

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Tracking Center Plots Flight Path



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Some of the greatest debates of Christmas take place in the tracking center here at the North Pole. There are giant maps, computers and radar equipment over there but the most important part of the whole operation is actually a big conference table where tracker elves will gather to discuss incoming data and make recommendations […]

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North Pole Launches Airlift

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North Pole Launches Airlift



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The weather and lots of elves behind schedule has pushed forward an annual airlift that customarily takes place at the North Pole in advance of Santa’s flight. At this moment I can see out my window, despite the blowing snow in every direction from the high winds here, thousand and thousands of sleighs taking off […]

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Reindeer Given Quick Assignments

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Reindeer Given Quick Assignments



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Nearly everyone knows the story of the reindeer that pull Santa’s sleigh. But there are thousands of other reindeer who work for Santa doing other things as part of Operation Merry Christmas. Some will power shuttles that move toys and supplies to Santa in flight as he needs them around the world. Others will move […]

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Elves Scramble to Get Into Position

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Elves Scramble to Get Into Position



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With the reindeer back there is a renewed sense of optimism at the North Pole. But there is ever greater urgency because elves have been waiting for the reindeer to return to get themselves into positions in strategic locations around the world. Without reindeer these guys couldn’t move. Now some of them have to really […]

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BREAKING NEWS — Reindeer Return to the North Pole

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BREAKING NEWS -- Reindeer Return to the North Pole



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Crews are cheering wildly at the North Pole and elves everywhere here are breathing a sigh of relief: the reindeer are back! That giant air mass was actually thousands and thousands of Santa’s reindeer in flight — a sight never before seen as they moved in one giant flock to return to the North Pole. […]

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Dark Cloud Approaches the North Pole

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Dark Cloud Approaches the North Pole



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That large mass in the air coming north from Canada is now approaching the North Pole. We still have not been able to identify what it is but we should know soon. At the North Pole Elf Agent X has positioned elves in defensive positions around the North Pole compound just in case of any […]

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Weather Concerns Mounting at the North Pole

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Weather Concerns Mounting at the North Pole



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High winds are now a huge concern whether or not there is additional snowfall at the North Pole. But elves in the Weather Center are saying that there will be a lot of new snowfall at the North Pole — epic amounts of snow. That combination has the tracking department very concerned. Once and if […]

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Strange Objects in Skies Over Canada

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Strange Objects in Skies Over Canada



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It is early in the efforts to track Santa and we’re hours away still from the Big Guy’s launch. But already we have news of an odd sort to report: There has been spotted in the skies over Canada a giant mass of something moving in the direction of the North Pole. It is NOT […]