Entries by Elf Ernest
East Coast US Receives Santa
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Santa is reportedly in Charlotte, North Carolina as he makes his way up and down the US East coast. – Elf Ernest Coming up next: Christmas jokes Active Bedtime Warnings: All of mainland North America Listen to Crash try to give Frank hints about Santa’s next stop: [powerpress]
Santa in New England
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Santa’s in New England and moving rapidly. Check out Elf Holly Berry’s conversation with a nutjob in New Mexico. Catching Santa would be like catching lightning. – Elf Ernest Coming up next: Subtle hints Active Bedtime Warnings: All Mainland North and South America Listen to Elf Holly Berry interview a man who wants to catch […]
Santa in the Big Apple
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Santa has arrived in the United States and he begins where many begin — in New York. – Elf Ernest Coming up next: A man who wants to change Santa’s habits Active Bedtime Warnings: West Coast US and Canada Listen to a spotter report from Quebec: [powerpress]
Dominican Republic Reports
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Santa is now in the Dominican Republic. Lots of American and Canadian kids are pressing us to reveal when Santa will deliver — especially those on the east coast. One little hint for you: GO TO SLEEP. (please) – Elf Ernest Coming up next: Keeping secrets Active Bedtime Warnings: All areas east of the Rockies […]
Venezuela Welcomes Santa
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Kids out west in Canada and the US are anxiously writing in about bed time…soon, kids –very, very soon. Santa needs to finish in Venezuela first. – Elf Ernest Coming up next: How Santa knows when to visit Active Bedtime Warnings: Central Canada Listen to Elf Pedro discuss Christmas in Venezuela: [powerpress]
Eyewitness Report from Puerto Rico
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Santa has moved on to Cuba. But we’re still reeling from the eye witness of Santa in PR. Listen below. – Elf Ernest Coming up next: Celebrations in Venezuela Active Bedtime Warnings: Edmonton, Denver, Topeka, Chicago, Regina, Dallas Listen to Elf Crash interview an eye witness of Santa: [powerpress]
San juan Welcomes Santa
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Puerto Rico. Santa loves it there. Wonder if he will stop for some rice and beans? – Elf Ernest Coming up next: Interview with an eyewitness of Santa Active Bedtime Warnings: Winnipeg Listen to Elf Agent X describe some troubles in Texas: [powerpress]
Santa Returns to Greenland
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– Elf Ernest Coming up next: Weirdness in Texas Active Bedtime Warnings: Cleveland Listen to Elf Vernon explain why sleighs are still flying from the North Pole: [powerpress]
