Entries by Elf Ernest

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Happy Reports Now in from Melbourne

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Happy Reports Now in from Melbourne



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Santa is now in the city of Melbourne in the last little while. – Elf Ernest Coming up next: A check-in with Venezuela Hang-Your-Stockings Reminders: All of Greenland Active Bedtime Warnings: Kathmandu Listen to Elf Gomer explain what happens in Alaska while they wait for Santa: [powerpress]

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Airlift to Evacuate Jingle Bell 1 Underway

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Airlift to Evacuate Jingle Bell 1 Underway



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Santa continues his work in Australia and is looking forward to visiting south east Asia soon. Meanwhile, it appears that a massive airlift to evacuate elves OFF of Jingle Bell 1 is underway. We don’t know if this is happening according to plan or if there is some kind of emergency underway. We are working […]

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Australia Reports!

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Australia Reports!



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Santa is in Australia and — boy!! — are we hearing about it! Sleigh sightings, happy emails of Santa’s presents, reports of eaten cookies — it is all coming from Australia in a big way right now. THANK YOU for your emails! Santa could be in Australia for a while — or he may take […]

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Santa Tells Central Asia to Go to Bed

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Santa Tells Central Asia to Go to Bed



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Santa is in New Caledonia, some small islands far off the north east coast of Australia. The weather there is good and the reindeer are reportedly doing well, as is Santa himself. A rash of bedtime warnings for all parts of Asia has been issued — Santa is really doing his best to see that […]

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Santa Calls for More Secret Spies in the Americas

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Santa Calls for More Secret Spies in the Americas



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Santa is either on or very close to Midway island, according to the latest tracking data. Meanwhile, concerns are growing for Santa later in his flight, especially in the Americas. Santa has a need for MORE secret spies there. Any believer in Santa can become an elf and join in the effort to guide Santa […]

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Alarms Go Off on Jingle Bell 1

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Alarms Go Off on Jingle Bell 1



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As Santa continues to work in the North Pacific and the islands of the seas we have some sort of event happening on Santa’s sleigh craft carrier known as Jingle Bell 1. That giant airship some have been calling the Portable North Pole in the Sky has alarms bells going off. We’re told it is […]

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Santa in Far Northern Waters of the Pacific

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Santa in Far Northern Waters of the Pacific



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More ships report Santa has visited them — this time in the Chukchi Sea, in the far northern Pacific. Santa appears poised to take on the Orient in the next couple of hours. Rumors in the Tracking Department suggest that the North Pole will soon have a large influx of sleigh coming to the North […]

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Siberia Reports a Merry Christmas

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Siberia Reports a Merry Christmas



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We have received reports from Magadan, a Russian city in Siberia, that Santa has been there. Meanwhile, at the North Pole, the Christmas Party is growing bigger and bigger as more elves complete their duties and join the party to watch Santa as he makes his way around the world. Rumor has it that the […]

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Trackers in Europe Gear up for Santa

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Trackers in Europe Gear up for Santa



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Santa is now in Siberia and we are receiving multiple reports of a Merry Christmas there. As Santa pushes West the anticipation builds in other parts of the world. Weather and tradition are the talk of trackers in Poland, as you can hear in a report just filed below. – Elf Ernest Coming up next: […]

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Celebrations as Santa’s Workshop Completes their Work

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Celebrations as Santa's Workshop Completes their Work



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Santa continues towards the coast of Siberia. All is well with the sleigh. Rumors are swirling on Jingle Bell 1. Elves in Santa’s workshop there are being discharged as their work on Operation Merry Christmas has been declared complete. This is a milestone event. Only the Wrapping Department remains fully engaged at this time (well, […]

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Reasons for Tourists to Come to the North Pole

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Reasons for Tourists to Come to the North Pole



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The Mariana islands are reporting visits from Santa at this time. The speed of the sleigh appears to be constant and reindeer fatigue does not appear to be an issue. As the North Pole Christmas Party gets underway the Board of Tourism at the North Pole would like everyone to know that travel to the […]

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NORAD Unhappy about All the Extra Sleighs

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NORAD Unhappy about All the Extra Sleighs



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The island of Guam is celebrating a Merry Christmas at this time thanks to Santa’s recent visits there. In other news, NORAD is complaining to the North Pole about all the sleigh drones in use and how they are complicating their efforts to track Santa. – Elf Ernest Coming up next: The Board of Tourism […]