Entries by Elf Ernest

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North Pole Christmas Party Delayed

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North Pole Christmas Party Delayed



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The North Pole Christmas Party has been delayed while elves continue working at Santa’s Workshop and in the Wrapping Department. We also have a large number of elves supporting reindeer flight operations, tracking center duties and airlift support. Hopefully in a few hours we can begin the party. The watch on Santa’s flight is a […]

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BREAKING NEWS: Santa’s Sleigh Has Launched

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BREAKING NEWS: Santa's Sleigh Has Launched



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BREAKING NEWS: Santa Claus has launched and the delivery phase of Operation Merry Christmas 2014 is now active. Underneath the star-lit skies of Jingle Bell 1 Santa said goodbye to Mrs. Claus via the sleigh cam and waved to the small crowd of elves gathered to cheer him on. He then executed a vertical take […]

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Santa Announces the Winner of the Sleigh Naming Contest

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Santa Announces the Winner of the Sleigh Naming Contest



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Santa will launch within the next few minutes. Please stand by for our live report. He just announced the winner of the annual sleigh naming contest. This year’s sleigh will be named Bonnie. It was first suggested by Olivia of England way back on August 24th. More than 400,000 other kids suggested the same name […]

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Reindeer Hitched to Santa’s Sleigh

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Reindeer Hitched to Santa's Sleigh



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Reindeer handlers from Santa’s Stables are gathered around the sleigh right now helping Santa get the reindeer in place. He lines them up one by one, speaking to each one gently as he hitches them to the sleigh. This is a job Santa prefers to do by himself. The reindeer handlers are there to keep […]

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Santa Issues first Bed Time Warnings

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Santa Issues first Bed Time Warnings



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BREAKING NEWS: The first bedtime warnings from Santa have been issued for folks living in Samoa and Kiritimati. The Weather Center is reporting outstanding weather conditions for Santa’s launch which is slated for just 45 minutes from now. This will be a very different launch for Santa. He is taking off from Jinglebell 1, which […]

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One Hour Until Santa Launches

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One Hour Until Santa Launches



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We are just one hour away from launch. Everything appears to be on schedule. Santa’s workshops – both the one at the North Pole and the one on Jingle Bell 1 – are fully operational at this hour as Santa gets himself ready to leave. The workshops will likely continue to work well after Santa […]

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Social Media Swamps Santa

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Social Media Swamps Santa



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While the North Pole is set up to handle all kinds of mail there is just no way that Santa has time right now for Twitter, Facebook, YouTube or other social networking sites. Many fans have asked if Santa will be tweeting from the sleigh. And no, Santa’s won’t be. It isn’t safe to tweet […]

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Santa Could Break Speed Records

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Santa Could Break Speed Records



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Santa is likely to break speed records this year. It has been a year of mystery and secrets at the North Pole and plenty of worries as elves disappeared into secret projects. But it all seems to be coming together in a glorious plan that will see Santa around the world in record time. We […]

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World Tunes in to Kringle Radio for Santa’s Launch

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World Tunes in to Kringle Radio for Santa's Launch



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We’re pleased to see so many people tuned into Kringle Radio as the hour of Santa’s launch gets closer. We also have several radio stations all over the world carrying our live broadcast from the North Pole. Hello and Merry Christmas to all of you! We love doing this broadcast. It brings the world together […]

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Two Hours until Launch

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Two Hours until Launch



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Time is a huge factor in tracking Santa. We all watch the time very closely. It is important for Santa to know where it is Christmas and where it is Christmas Eve. At this moment it is roughly two hours before Santa’s launch. Santa launches at that time every year because in the far South […]

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Sleigh Bells Declared Ready

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Sleigh Bells Declared Ready



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World from the Research and Development Department who have been putting the final touches on Santa’s sleigh is that the sleigh bells are perfectly tuned and ready to go. This is actually very good news. Tradition has it that Elf Gloria spends hours in advance of Santa’s launch overseeing the process of tuning the sleigh […]

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Only One Santa

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Only One Santa



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Email response to our last Santa Update indicates there is some confusion out there. I just said there were thousands of sleighs in flight around the world – not thousands of Santas. Some are writing in asking if there is more than one Santa Claus. Sorry for the confusion, kids. There is only one Santa […]