The Mariana islands are reporting visits from Santa at this time. The speed of the sleigh appears to be constant and reindeer fatigue does not appear to be an issue. As the North Pole Christmas Party gets underway the Board of Tourism at the North Pole would like everyone to know that travel to the […]
The island of Guam is celebrating a Merry Christmas at this time thanks to Santa’s recent visits there. In other news, NORAD is complaining to the North Pole about all the sleigh drones in use and how they are complicating their efforts to track Santa. – Elf Ernest Coming up next: The Board of Tourism […]
The islands of the seas in Micronesia as well as ships at large in that general area are reporting visits from Santa at this time. Sleigh operations continue to go smoothly and the reindeer are reportedly in fine condition and feeling well. Elf Crash Murphy, following Santa in a chaser sleigh, just filed a report […]
Wake Island is reporting a Merry Christmas at this time. As Elf Butch reported from there hours ago fireworks have gone off in celebration, just as he said they would. At the North Pole the music has been turned on, the food is starting to be served and the large screen TV tuned to Santa’s […]
Tiny little Baker Island in the middle of the Pacific is reporting a Merry Christmas at this time. Also many ships at sea in that general area report the same news. Meanwhile, on Jingle Bell 1 there is good news coming from Santa’s workshop. It appears things have progressed well enough that some elves are […]
Santa is in the Marshall Islands and Elf Crash has a live report accessible below that talks about that visit. In other news, the ship located off the coast of Africa belonging to the North Pole Navy has just made a delivery of food, medical supplies and essential items to aid communities so severely affected […]
The Soloman Islands appear to be Santa’s current stop. The Tracking Center has confirmation from multiple sources that Santa is there. Meanwhile, the hundreds of sleighs in the skies over the South Pacific has trackers of all types confused. Santa is tracked by fans all over the world but the ones who are confused aren’t […]
Another tropical paradise is enjoying a Merry Christmas at this hour. The island of Tuvalu is reporting that Santa has been there. We are hearing rumors that Elf Quinton and his team at the Research and Development Department are holding a little bit of a party in their offices at the North Pole. The successful […]
Santa and his sleigh have run into a little bit of warm summer rain over the Tasman Sea. Weather spotters say it is not a serious weather event and in no way will slow down Santa. Meanwhile, coal shipments to Jingle Bell 1 have slowed considerably over the past hour. We don’t see anywhere near […]
Science stations and military outposts in Antarctica are reporting a Merry Christmas as evidence that Santa has been there is abundant. The South Pole was the first to receive a visit last year, if you recall. There are some concerns that the bed time warning for Australia is premature. This is common in areas of […]
While Santa continues to work the islands and ships of the South Pacific at this hour we are receiving some disturbing news from the South American country of Argentina. According to unnamed sources in the Department of North Pole Security a plot to either catch Santa or slow him down was uncovered. Nobody was arrested […]
Click the audio link below to hear the just-filed report from the News Desk at the North Pole with an interview with a New Zealand resident that just saw Santa. Cheers from the Workshop at the North Pole went up when news of Santa’s arrival in New Zealand. Elf Molly challenged the working crew at […]
