Entries by Elf Ernest

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North Pole Navy Delivers to Africa

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North Pole Navy Delivers to Africa



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Santa is in the Marshall Islands and Elf Crash has a live report accessible below that talks about that visit. In other news, the ship located off the coast of Africa belonging to the North Pole Navy has just made a delivery of food, medical supplies and essential items to aid communities so severely affected […]

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Decoy Sleighs Confuse Trackers

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Decoy Sleighs Confuse Trackers



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The Soloman Islands appear to be Santa’s current stop. The Tracking Center has confirmation from multiple sources that Santa is there. Meanwhile, the hundreds of sleighs in the skies over the South Pacific has trackers of all types confused. Santa is tracked by fans all over the world but the ones who are confused aren’t […]

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Santa in Tuvalu

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Santa in Tuvalu



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Another tropical paradise is enjoying a Merry Christmas at this hour. The island of Tuvalu is reporting that Santa has been there. We are hearing rumors that Elf Quinton and his team at the Research and Development Department are holding a little bit of a party in their offices at the North Pole. The successful […]

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Santa Hits Some Rainy Weather

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Santa Hits Some Rainy Weather



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Santa and his sleigh have run into a little bit of warm summer rain over the Tasman Sea. Weather spotters say it is not a serious weather event and in no way will slow down Santa. Meanwhile, coal shipments to Jingle Bell 1 have slowed considerably over the past hour. We don’t see anywhere near […]

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Santa at the South Pole

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Santa at the South Pole



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Science stations and military outposts in Antarctica are reporting a Merry Christmas as evidence that Santa has been there is abundant. The South Pole was the first to receive a visit last year, if you recall. There are some concerns that the bed time warning for Australia is premature. This is common in areas of […]

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Trouble in Argentina

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Trouble in Argentina



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While Santa continues to work the islands and ships of the South Pacific at this hour we are receiving some disturbing news from the South American country of Argentina. According to unnamed sources in the Department of North Pole Security a plot to either catch Santa or slow him down was uncovered. Nobody was arrested […]

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An Eyewitness Report from New Zealand

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An Eyewitness Report from New Zealand



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Click the audio link below to hear the just-filed report from the News Desk at the North Pole with an interview with a New Zealand resident that just saw Santa. Cheers from the Workshop at the North Pole went up when news of Santa’s arrival in New Zealand. Elf Molly challenged the working crew at […]

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New Zealand Gives a Merry Report

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New Zealand Gives a Merry Report



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We’re receiving reports that Santa is in New Zealand. It is a bit bigger country, more populated than other islands Santa has recently visited. He may be there a while longer. Bed time warnings have gone out to many places in the Far East and some have written in to the North Pole to ask […]

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Samoa Celebrates

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Samoa Celebrates



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Santa is working quickly. Reports from Samoa are happy, complete — and coming in very fast. In fact, watchers in the Tracking Center say that Santa has never completed Samoa in the time he has tonight — a new record! One of several we expect will fall tonight. Yea, we have had reports of multiple […]

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What’s with all the sleighs?

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What's with all the sleighs?



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Santa is in Tonga at the moment and folks there are very happy. But like all of us they questions what is up with all the sleighs. Nearly 100 sleighs are active in the skies of the South Pacific. They are not delivering anything, in fact, they aren’t even stopping anywhere. They appear to be […]

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Radio Silence as Santa Heads South

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Radio Silence as Santa Heads South



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Santa has ordered radio silence, even though he has been tracking over the North Atlantic. Indicators in the Tracking Department show that Santa his engaged in a burst of high speed and his direction now is due south. Radio silence usually means that Santa is about to make his first deliveries. Santa wants silence to […]