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Elf Quinton Promises No Surprises With Santa’s Sleigh

Elf Quinton has been unusually secretive this year with his plan for Santa’s new sleigh. So I headed over to the sleigh department early this morning to see if I could get some hints out of him. When I arrived in the shop Quinton came…
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Madagascar Reports!

Santa has blazed south into Africa for the first time, covering eastern coastal cities and Madagascar. He continues to keep a terrifically fast pace. Elf Billy tells me that Elf Hugo has been sent to fetch the A-Team of Santa's reindeer…
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Sri Lanka Reports!

Elves in the Tracking Department are expressing alarm at Santa's current position -- he's all the way down in Sri Lanka. We have received multiple confirmations that Santa has visited there too, bringing a Merry Christmas to a number of people…
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Santa Slows Down Dramatically

Santa has headed south and is making headway but his speed is noticeably slower. "Well, it is easy to see why," Elf Quinton quipped. "He's using a 1942 model sleigh. All the reindeer in the world aren't going to make that relic go faster.…
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Santa Still Grounded in Russia

Santa Claus is still on the ground in Russia. He's eaten lunch with Mrs. Claus but is getting very anxious to get back in the air, citing concerns for kids in his home country of Turkey, for some reason. But Santa can't fly right now due to…
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Santa Reports Sleigh Problems in Russia

As Santa pulled into a frozen mountain meadow in northern Russia he called in to Elf Quinton to report a problem with the sleigh. Evidently he hit a tree coming in for a landing and didn't see a cell phone tower sticking up in the middle of…
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Kabul Reports a Merry Christmas

Troops and villagers in Afganistan and in parts of Pakistan are reporting a Merry Christmas at this hour. While there are security concerns in this part of the world Elf Agent X reports that there have been no problems. The frenzy continues…
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Emergency Sleighs Pulled Out of Sleigh Barn

There is all kinds of new activity at the North Pole at this hour. Ever since Santa returned there is a new energy in meeting the production crisis in Santa's workshop. Over at Santa's Stables Elf Quinton's crew is pulling every old sleigh…
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Santa Sets Records in the Orient

A rash of new reports are pouring in to the North Pole -- all saying Santa has visited. Seoul, Manila, Hong Kong and Beijing are all reporting the impossible news that Santa has delivered. At Santa's tracking center the elves cannot believe…
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Fiji Reports Santa’s Visit

Telephone lines and emails are burning up in Fiji where we're just now receiving reports that Santa has been there. Let the island hopping in the South Pacific begin. Just a word of advice to folks living out there....Santa loves seafood!…
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New Speed Record Set Over Atlantic

Santa has taken the sleigh due East in a test run meant to push the limits of his new sleigh -- and we're pleased to announce that Molly (the name of the sleigh that Santa selected from our contest just a short while ago) is now the fastest…
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Santa Announces Sleigh Contest Naming Winner

Every year Santa uses a new sleigh for his Christmas flight and every year he holds a contest to name the sleigh. The sleigh always has a girl's name and Santa always selects the name he feels best fits the sleigh. He always waits until the…