North Pole Navy Launches Three Ships
Big holy-moly breaking news again!
Santa is launching a navy. Yes – a navy, as in boats. Three large ships have just departed from ports in Dubai, Singapore and Rotterdam.
We don’t know yet where they are going or what their mission…
Test Flight Chased from Iran
Breaking News!
Evidently the Iranians are serious about getting Santa’s sleigh out of Iran. They have just fired a missile of some sort at it.
Elves in the Tracking Center assure me that the sleigh is in no danger. Elf Vernon is…
Iranian Government Protests the North Pole
More breaking news!
Alarm bells are now going off in MY department. We just received an official notice of complaint from the government of Iran in Tehran. They are demanding that Santa Claus order the sleigh out of Iranian airspace immediately.…
Sleigh Runs Into Trouble Over Iran
Breaking News! Alarms are going off in the Tracking Center and lots of radio activity can be heard there.
Evidently Santa’s sleigh is on a test flight and they are now over the skies of Iran. Since entering Iranian airspace the alarms…
Santa Asks for More Secret Spies in Canada
An interesting note was just sent from Elf Agent X in the tracking center. Santa doesn’t take flight for at least another 14 hours or so but already Elf Agent X is asking for more secret spies for Santa. This time, he needs them in Canada.…
Santa’s A-Team of Reindeer Return to the North Pole
Elf Victor just told me that Santa’s A-Team of reindeer – Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen and Rudolph have all safely arrived back to the North Pole.
They are now being sent to a special barn, located…
Spotter Elves from China Check In
Elves in the tracking center tell us that hundreds of spotters are beginning to check in from the land of China.
China is a massive country and many mistakenly believe that Santa is not known or popular there. On the contrary, Santa…
Test Flight Breaks a Speed Record
He did it! Elf Vernon, test piloting Santa’s sleigh, did indeed set an all time speed record for Santa’s sleigh while over the Atlantic ocean a short time ago.
Elf Quinton watched it on the sleigh cam in the tracking center, where…
How Santa Knows When You Change Your Mind
Checking in with Elf Hugo again in the North Pole Post Office and he says the mail just keeps coming in.
The hardest job for elves is knowing what to do from kids who keep changing their minds on their Christmas wish list for Santa.…
Santa Announces Historic Launch Event
Breaking news!
We have been told to expect a “history-making” event in about eight hours. Santa himself made the announcement.
We’re curious what he is talking about. In 8 hours it will still be too early for Santa to take…
New Sleigh Features Reindeer Cooling Technology
In discussing Santa’s sleigh with Elf Quinton in the past hour he shared some more information with me I did not know.
This new sleigh is not only the biggest Santa has ever flown it is also the most technologically advance vehicle…
Santa’s Sleigh Buzzes Toronto
The test flight of Santa’s sleigh continues over Canada. The Tracking Center has the sleigh right now near the city of Toronto, where many, many people are big fans of Santa.
If we get any eyewitness reports of the sleigh, we’ll…
