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Genius of Thousands of Sleighs Now Obvious

Did Santa know? Last summer when Santa began the ambitious project of building thousands of new sleighs everyone thought he was a little crazy. Nobody thinks he is crazy now. The thousands of sleighs and reindeer out there will prove…
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Efforts Double with North Pole Airlift

Industrious elves at the North Pole Flight Command Center have swung open the back doors of the sleigh barn to let sleighs leave the other way. They do not open both doors at the same time, but rather through an alternative pattern made possible…
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Russia Offers an Airbase to Santa

The always-generous country of Russia has offered Santa the full use of several of their airbases for the duration of weekend. Santa has politely declined the offer, saying the North Pole has the situation well in hand. Santa has a very…
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Blizzard Delays Flights at the North Pole

We live at the North Pole. We're used to bad weather. I would also remind you that Santa is a master sleigh pilot. He drives the world's largest, heaviest sleigh and they are powered by the most elite force of reindeer known in the history…
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Some Talking Delays of Santa’s Launch

Rumors are flying as more and more senior elves at the North Pole openly debate delaying Santa's launch. The Flight Command Center has been a focus of Operation Merry Christmas so far here in the early going but at least they are operating…
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Millions Volunteer to Help in Elf Service

Merry greetings! In the hours since it was announced where we stand with new recruits to become trackers for Santa the North Pole has been contacted by countless organizations offering to help. A company in Tennessee has offered to shut…
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Santa Asks for More Tracker Elves

Hey everyone! The official count of new tracker elves signed up through SantaTrackers.net is just over three million so far – a very impressive number! But we need more. Santa reviewed the numbers when he called in to a special meeting…
Santa Rallies the North Pole
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Santa Rallies the North Pole

Hi everyone! With Santa’s launch now less than 9 days away and the North Pole mired in a funk caused by the Bah Humbug virus Santa returned to the North Pole briefly last night to talk with the elves. “Get up!” Santa said. “Get…
Production Down
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North Pole Falling Behind

Happy Monday! We’re trying our best to be positive today. But the news is pretty rough. In a production meeting very early this morning it was revealed that what was once a promising season has now become a challenge. Santa’s…
Santa Chimneys
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Sleigh Pilots Sign Up for Christmas Eve Duty

Hi everyone! It’s a quiet Sunday here at the North Pole. Normally a day off this time of year is pretty rare but Santa insists on it right now. He says that getting rest and looking after our health is the most important thing. With…
Bah Humbug Virus
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You Don’t Want the Bah Humbug Virus

Hey everyone! Happy Saturday to ya! It is a busy weekend here at the North Pole. There’s only about two weeks left. Yikes! Mrs. Claus is holding a little meeting for all the elves who are well enough to attend who are not working. She’s…
Santa talks
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Santa Talks About His Absence

Greetings, all! I met with Santa the other day. We talked about everything. First – Santa wants you to know that he is taking the Bah Humbug thing seriously. Mrs. Claus has met with medical experts to determine causes and prevention…