Santa Rallies the North Pole
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Santa Rallies the North Pole

Hi everyone! With Santa’s launch now less than 9 days away and the North Pole mired in a funk caused by the Bah Humbug virus Santa returned to the North Pole briefly last night to talk with the elves. “Get up!” Santa said. “Get…
Production Down
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North Pole Falling Behind

Happy Monday! We’re trying our best to be positive today. But the news is pretty rough. In a production meeting very early this morning it was revealed that what was once a promising season has now become a challenge. Santa’s…
Santa Chimneys
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Sleigh Pilots Sign Up for Christmas Eve Duty

Hi everyone! It’s a quiet Sunday here at the North Pole. Normally a day off this time of year is pretty rare but Santa insists on it right now. He says that getting rest and looking after our health is the most important thing. With…
Bah Humbug Virus
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You Don’t Want the Bah Humbug Virus

Hey everyone! Happy Saturday to ya! It is a busy weekend here at the North Pole. There’s only about two weeks left. Yikes! Mrs. Claus is holding a little meeting for all the elves who are well enough to attend who are not working. She’s…
Santa talks
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Santa Talks About His Absence

Greetings, all! I met with Santa the other day. We talked about everything. First – Santa wants you to know that he is taking the Bah Humbug thing seriously. Mrs. Claus has met with medical experts to determine causes and prevention…
Christmas Trees
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What Santa Wants You To Know About Your Christmas Tree

Merry Greetings, All! It’s time for one of our great traditions here at Santa Update – time to discuss what Santa wants you to know about your Christmas tree. As Santa once again shared with us today the Christmas tree is one of the…
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Countdown Clocks Synchronized at the North Pole

Greetings! Early this morning in a dual-broadcast seen all over the North Pole Santa and Mrs. Claus officially kicked off Operation Merry Christmas. Mrs. Claus, broadcasting from downtown in North Pole Village in the town square, synchronized…
One Month Until Christmas
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1 Month Until Christmas

Merry Greetings and guess what? It’s only 1 month now until Christmas Eve! Hearts are just soaring today at the North Pole. I cannot tell you how happy people here are to know that Santa is safe and on the job. Rarely have I seen…
Santa Returns
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Surprise Return for Santa

Holy smokes! What a shocker! The Elf Parade was going very smoothly, in fact, it was just about to end when a giant birthday cake was wheeled in front of the large crowd sitting by the windows of the Emporium. “Happy Birthday” starting…
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No Sign of Santa as Thanksgiving Approaches

Howdy! Thanksgiving is just five days away now and we still have had no sign of Santa returning to the North Pole. After the failed raid in France a few days ago everyone seems almost afraid to talk about it. Santa is not here and…
Failed Raid
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Santa Remains Missing After Failed Raid

BREAKING NEWS – Elves from North Pole Security launched early this morning from the North Pole and headed for a location in France. There they conducted a raid in a search for Santa. They did not find him. Instead they frightened a…
Santa's Voicemail
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Messages to Santa

We're pleased to present the first video ever made by the North Pole here on Santa Update -- and maybe it's YOUR voice you hear on it. This video features actual messages to Santa over his voice mail. Take a look: Santa just loves all…