BREAKING NEWS: Massive Fireball Spotted Over the Pacific
A massive fireball was spotted over the north central Pacific ocean in the past few minutes. Apparently Jingle Bell 1 has met her fate, blown up into a gazillion tiny bits to become food for fish and the wildlife of the sea. You have…
Japan Sends in First Reports
We're receiving reports of Santa's first visits to Japan, a fact confirmed by the report below from the News Department at the North Pole.
Meanwhile, there are some "minor" concerns about Vixen. She reportedly has some sort of problem…
Will Snow Be an Issue in Europe for Santa?
Santa continues to make headway in the far east at this hour. Conditions are perfect and Santa is on track.
Upcoming weather concerns for Santa in Europe are getting a lot of discussion at the tracking department.
- Elf Ernest
Coming…
Santa Calls for More Secret Spies in the Americas
Santa is either on or very close to Midway island, according to the latest tracking data.
Meanwhile, concerns are growing for Santa later in his flight, especially in the Americas. Santa has a need for MORE secret spies there. Any…
Reasons for Tourists to Come to the North Pole
The Mariana islands are reporting visits from Santa at this time. The speed of the sleigh appears to be constant and reindeer fatigue does not appear to be an issue.
As the North Pole Christmas Party gets underway the Board of Tourism…
A New Phase in Operation Merry Christmas?
The islands of the seas in Micronesia as well as ships at large in that general area are reporting visits from Santa at this time. Sleigh operations continue to go smoothly and the reindeer are reportedly in fine condition and feeling…
North Pole Christmas Party Begins
Wake Island is reporting a Merry Christmas at this time. As Elf Butch reported from there hours ago fireworks have gone off in celebration, just as he said they would.
At the North Pole the music has been turned on, the food is…
Good News from Santa’s Workshop
Tiny little Baker Island in the middle of the Pacific is reporting a Merry Christmas at this time. Also many ships at sea in that general area report the same news.
Meanwhile, on Jingle Bell 1 there is good news coming from Santa's…
Decoy Sleighs Confuse Trackers
The Soloman Islands appear to be Santa's current stop. The Tracking Center has confirmation from multiple sources that Santa is there.
Meanwhile, the hundreds of sleighs in the skies over the South Pacific has trackers of all types…
Santa in Tuvalu
Another tropical paradise is enjoying a Merry Christmas at this hour. The island of Tuvalu is reporting that Santa has been there.
We are hearing rumors that Elf Quinton and his team at the Research and Development Department are…
Santa Hits Some Rainy Weather
Santa and his sleigh have run into a little bit of warm summer rain over the Tasman Sea. Weather spotters say it is not a serious weather event and in no way will slow down Santa.
Meanwhile, coal shipments to Jingle Bell 1 have slowed…
What’s with all the sleighs?
Santa is in Tonga at the moment and folks there are very happy.
But like all of us they questions what is up with all the sleighs. Nearly 100 sleighs are active in the skies of the South Pacific. They are not delivering anything,…
