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New Security Concerns in London
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Santa Tracker
News Recap: As Santa continues in central China North Pole Security has uncovered a new plot in London, of all places..

Status of Regional Operations
North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout**
Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
Sector 3 (Africa & Europe): In the Red Zone
Sector 4 (Greenland & S. America): In the Red Zone
Sector 5 (Central and North America): In the Red Zone

Latest Bedtime Advisories
Laos, Hanoi, Kuala Lumpur, Bangladesh, Kathmandu

Status of Operation Merry Christmas
Santa: Feels great
Sleigh: Excellent
Reindeer: Still very strong
Workshop: Mission accomplished
North Pole Post Office: **STOCKING MAIL ACTIVATED**
Wrapping Department: Mission accomplished
North Pole Security: Foggy plot in London being looked into

Merry Christmas

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